JKAsiege

If you mix flour, water and salt you get glue.
If you add eggs, baking powder and oil, you get cake.
Where does the glue go?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

What do you call a deer with no eyes...
No idea...

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea...

What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs and no penis?
Still no fucking idea...

What do you call a man in a river?
Bob

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a goal?
Annette

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says "ay mate, why the steering wheel in your pants?"
The Pirate says "ARRGHHH! I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!!"

BLAME ANUB!

Lol?

are those jokes????

cuz i dont really think they are funn, except the last one
maybe england jokes aren t like chileans jokes

This is why Gingers are only funny looking...

LoL.

What is a free gift? An oxymoron.


~archi

piipe wrote:are those jokes????

cuz i dont really think they are funn, except the last one
maybe england jokes aren t like chileans jokes

They are funny... in a pathetic way.

ps: plz teach me this chilean humor u speak of xDDD

hmmm let me think on a joke..
well i think chilean humor is more vulgar xDD

for example this can be funn

what did say the ass to the heart????



you fall in love and he puts it to me xDDDDD


o god im so funn xDDD

btw i couldnt find the right word on english

they're not meant to be funny, they're meant to be cringe-worthy.

A free gift is not an oxymoron.

Chilean 'humour' is even worse than mi bullshit.

Laser wrote:A free gift is not an oxymoron.

Oh, yeah.....it's more like a tautology.

Freudian slip, I suppose. Or my brain is catching up(down) with my body.

~archi