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Magyk
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Badass of the Week.

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http://www.badassoftheweek.com/list.html


Best site ever.

Now Man Vs. Wild is ostensibly a program designed "to show you how to survive in the wild" by teaching you all sorts of insane fucking survival techniques. In actuality, the show is more or less "look at how fucking awesome I am", because Bear Grylls does all sorts of superhuman insane shit that no other human being on the planet should ever be able to accomplish.

How true, how true...
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I'm a little confused what this site is, lol.
GUARD!AN

–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
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http://www.badassoftheweek.com/indianajones.html
As soon as you hear the trumpet section start belting out the most inspirational theme song in the history of music, you know that some fucking serious shit is about to go down.
Rofl...wurd.

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GUARD!AN wrote:I'm a little confused what this site is, lol.

They pick a person, place, or thing (One time they did Australia, another they did a B2 Bomber.) and write about how fucking badass it is, every week.


Thats about it.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/irwin.html
Without any hesitation he would jam his hand into a random hole in the ground, blindly grab this damn insane pissed-off hyper-deadly four-foot-long snake by it's tail, hold it up and exclaim, "Croikey!! This is the world's third-most poisonous snake! One bite from him is powerful enough to kill ten thousand orangoutangs in about two seconds!!!"
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