What's blue and fucks grannies?
Pneumonia!
What's blue and fucks kids?
You in your lucky blue coat!
Tasteless Jokes
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- kera and sfail's fiend
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Re: Tasteless Jokes
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Neophema Chrysogaster, or the Orange-Bellied Parrot, which is native to the coastal regions of South Eastern Australia, sadly less widespread and abundant than it was in the early part of the 20th century.
Neophema Chrysogaster, or the Orange-Bellied Parrot, which is native to the coastal regions of South Eastern Australia, sadly less widespread and abundant than it was in the early part of the 20th century.
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Re: Tasteless Jokes
Why did the little girl cross the road?
Because I flashed her.
Because I flashed her.
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Lauren wrote:Do you even get the joke?
I thought so..
Bob: The Danes aren't a major world power, don't particularly hate us to the extent of suicide bombers, and provide no major benefit; therefore we don't pay them much attention.
Kerafym: Did Yoda just try to make fun of my grammar?
wat?
- Lauren
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Lol poor sakke ^^
*loved people*
<33 Sakke <33 He's my lover
<3 tensor <3 I'm His Hoe
<3 guard <3
*weird people*
......Afro...... He's just random alot!
*Hated people*
Turkey
Duo Cry's too much
Kera Cry's even more than Duo...
<33 Sakke <33 He's my lover
<3 tensor <3 I'm His Hoe
<3 guard <3
*weird people*
......Afro...... He's just random alot!
*Hated people*
Turkey
Duo Cry's too much
Kera Cry's even more than Duo...
Re: Tasteless Jokes
When asked about his blindness, Stevie Wonder replied:
"It could've been worse, I could've been born Black."
"It could've been worse, I could've been born Black."
Now that's the tastiest crunch I ever hoid.
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Re: Tasteless Jokes
A mexican, a jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck outta here."
Best Joke Ever.
The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck outta here."
Best Joke Ever.
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Re: Tasteless Jokes
Ok....
A guy comes into a bar with his pet alligator...
He bets that he can put his junk in the alligator's mouth if everyone will buy him a drink.
To everyone's amazement, he does just that and wacks the 'gator on the head with a beer bottle and he releases his manhood unscathed....
He then proclaims that he'll buy anyone willing to try a drink if they can do the same...
A blonde in the back stands up and says she will try if he won't hit her so hard with the bottle...
hehe
~archi
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A guy comes into a bar with his pet alligator...
He bets that he can put his junk in the alligator's mouth if everyone will buy him a drink.
To everyone's amazement, he does just that and wacks the 'gator on the head with a beer bottle and he releases his manhood unscathed....
He then proclaims that he'll buy anyone willing to try a drink if they can do the same...
A blonde in the back stands up and says she will try if he won't hit her so hard with the bottle...
hehe
~archi
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Woulda been better if you put a Star Wars spin on it and had the punchline be..."We don't serve your kind here."Magyk wrote:A mexican, a jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck outta here."
Best Joke Ever.
Eventus stultorum magister.
Re: Tasteless Jokes
An afrocan american, a mexican and an american guy walk along the the beach and they find a lamp. They rub the lamp and a guinee appears. He says: "I'll give you three one wish each."
The afrocan american guy starts off wishing for him and all his afrocan american brothers and sisters to be back and Africa and happy. And the guinee makes the wish come truen.
Then the mexican guy wishes for him and all his mexican friends to be back in Mexico and happy. And the guinee makes the wish come true.
The only the american guy and the guinee are left on the beach, and the american guys ask the guinee: "All the mexicans are back in mexico right?" "Yes," the guinee answers. "And all of the afrocan americans are back in Africa?" The guinee tells him yes. "Then I'll just want a coke."
Stolen from somewhere, don't recall where.
The afrocan american guy starts off wishing for him and all his afrocan american brothers and sisters to be back and Africa and happy. And the guinee makes the wish come truen.
Then the mexican guy wishes for him and all his mexican friends to be back in Mexico and happy. And the guinee makes the wish come true.
The only the american guy and the guinee are left on the beach, and the american guys ask the guinee: "All the mexicans are back in mexico right?" "Yes," the guinee answers. "And all of the afrocan americans are back in Africa?" The guinee tells him yes. "Then I'll just want a coke."
Stolen from somewhere, don't recall where.
Bob: The Danes aren't a major world power, don't particularly hate us to the extent of suicide bombers, and provide no major benefit; therefore we don't pay them much attention.
Kerafym: Did Yoda just try to make fun of my grammar?
wat?
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Re: Tasteless Jokes
Reminds me of this one...
A very sad-looking man walks into a bar carrying a black bag and sits down at the bar.
Curiously, the bartender asks him why he looked so upset.
Without saying a word, the man pulls out of the bag a tiny grand piano and then a tiny little man who begins to play the piano....
"Wow, why are you so upset about that....you could make a lot of money with something like that" the bartender exclaims....
Next, the man pulls out a corroded old lamp and motions the bartender to give it a rub....out pops a decrepit old genie who says "I SHALL GRANT YOU ONE WISH!!"
Without hesitation, the bartender says "I want a million BUCKS!!" and, one-by-one ducks begin popping up all over the bar....QUACK...QUACK...QUACK!!
The bartender then exclaims "Hey, I said a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!!!"
The man leans over and says "You think I asked for a twelve-inch PIANIST?!"
~archi
A very sad-looking man walks into a bar carrying a black bag and sits down at the bar.
Curiously, the bartender asks him why he looked so upset.
Without saying a word, the man pulls out of the bag a tiny grand piano and then a tiny little man who begins to play the piano....
"Wow, why are you so upset about that....you could make a lot of money with something like that" the bartender exclaims....
Next, the man pulls out a corroded old lamp and motions the bartender to give it a rub....out pops a decrepit old genie who says "I SHALL GRANT YOU ONE WISH!!"
Without hesitation, the bartender says "I want a million BUCKS!!" and, one-by-one ducks begin popping up all over the bar....QUACK...QUACK...QUACK!!
The bartender then exclaims "Hey, I said a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!!!"
The man leans over and says "You think I asked for a twelve-inch PIANIST?!"
~archi
Eventus stultorum magister.