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Kain
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40.5 people per car?
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Kain wrote:40.5 people per car?


Yes, every car in Mexico carries the same number of people.
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How about some math problems?

Jamal works 4 nights per week at McDonalds. He works 8 hour shifts for $7.30 an hour. When is Jamal's next court date?

Mohammad had a job selling rugs. If the rugs are $100, and the monthly rent is $2000, how long until he is deported?

If Pablo has 30 watermelons and eats 4 of them, how many lawns did Pablo mow this week?

Achmed owns 12 camels. If Ahmad buys 2 camels and Muhammad buys 4 camels, how many people will survive the blast?

Jeremy Lin scores 20 points plus 7 made free throws, how many reckless driving tickets did he get on the way home?
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Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the alamo?


Cause they could only bring 2 cars
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–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
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Turquoise Dragon
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I've got some for the house or something...

A black and a latino are in a car. Who's driving? The cops.

Give a German a flag, a uniform, and a pair of boots, and they'll attempt to conquer the world.

Germany's national motto? "They come in as Jews, they go out as smoke."

Why don't blondes in LA wear miniskirts? Because then their balls hang out.

What's black and white and red and spins real fast? A penguin in a blender.

What's red and bubbling and claws at the window just before it expoldes? A baby in a microwave.

Why'd the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken's leg.

What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to twelve trees.

Furries scare me.
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What's the best part about having a twelve year old in the shower?
You can slick back their hair and make them look like they're nine.

Whats the best part about twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
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Whats the best part about twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.


oh i love that one. except its supposed to come with a pedobear picture.
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^that brings up my 200th post
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Ramshi wrote:^that brings up my 200th post


Congrats, my friend.
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GUARD!AN
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I suppose if you wanted to catch up to the top posters you could just make your own thread in a spam section or something and keep posting in it all day...I haven't put reposting time limits or anything like that...
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–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.

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