Tasteless Jokes

Post funny stuff.
piipe
Beautiful Dude
Posts: 1083
Joined: Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:53 pm
Reputation: 3

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by piipe »

here's a question of intelligence ...

so there is a guy who is really really hungrY so he decides to go hunting..

NOW PAY ATTENTION!

he walks 10 meters to the south.. and he doesn't find anything to hunt,then he walks 10 meters to the east
and he finds a bear , he kill him and wlaks 10 meters to the north and returns home..


WHAT'S THE COLOR OF THE BEAR? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

User avatar
GUARD!AN
Soup Eater
Posts: 3019
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 3:41 pm
Reputation: -147
Location: San Francisco, CA

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by GUARD!AN »

That was such a tasteless joke piipe!! How could you post such a thing!
GUARD!AN

–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.

User avatar
Ramshi
Posts: 1604
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:13 am
Reputation: 4
Location: Sydney, Australia

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by Ramshi »

omg not this joke....i heard it when i was in year 4 and i remember not knowing the answer cuz i was dumb back then.

| +
the bear is white cuz only in the arctic circle is everything equal like that
Image

User avatar
Roflraptor
LoLdIn0
Posts: 671
Joined: Wed May 05, 2010 11:43 pm
Reputation: -14

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by Roflraptor »

Ramshi wrote:omg not this joke....i heard it when i was in year 4 and i remember not knowing the answer cuz i was dumb back then.

| +
the bear is white cuz only in the arctic circle is everything equal like that


At the North Pole, every direction you face is south.
Image

User avatar
Max Rambone
Ramboner
Posts: 2662
Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:55 am
Reputation: 16

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by Max Rambone »

An African scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented.

For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. Nearby was the African scientist.

Together, they then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. The Rangers asked which bear had eaten the scientist, because they feared an international incident. "The male," said the African scientist. They killed the male and cut open the bear's stomach and....NOTHING.

One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"

"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "Never believe a black man who says 'The Czech is in the male.'"
Eventus stultorum magister.

User avatar
Magyk
Graphics Guru
Posts: 4129
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 4:39 pm
Reputation: -87
Location: East Coast, USA

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by Magyk »

Max Rambone wrote:An African scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented.

For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. Nearby was the African scientist.

Together, they then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. The Rangers asked which bear had eaten the scientist, because they feared an international incident. "The female," said the African scientist. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach and....NOTHING.

One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"

"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "Never believe a black man who says 'The Czech is in the male.'"


This is my favorite joke of all time, though it's better told in person. I've never heard anyone else tell it though, so high five. :D

| +
They're supposed to cut open the male though :P
Image

User avatar
Turquoise Dragon
The Scaled One
Posts: 2042
Joined: Tue May 04, 2010 12:11 am
Reputation: 8
Location: Looking in your window. Hi.

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by Turquoise Dragon »

Max Rambone wrote:An African scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented.

For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. Nearby was the African scientist.

Together, they then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. The Rangers asked which bear had eaten the scientist, because they feared an international incident. "The female," said the African scientist. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach and....NOTHING.

One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"

"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "Never believe a black man who says 'The Czech is in the male.'"


This. This just made my day. :lol: Gonna store it away in memory for an (in)appropriate time to say it. Maybe I'll raid the university's black student union and tell it 8-)

Agree with mag, though. Should have cut open the male.
Image

User avatar
Magyk
Graphics Guru
Posts: 4129
Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 4:39 pm
Reputation: -87
Location: East Coast, USA

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by Magyk »

Funny how there are so many variations of the same joke. The variation I've heard way up North here was that it was a Czech and his Black friend hunting bears in the Maine wilderness, and when the Czech was eaten he went and got a game warden. For bonus emphasis, you drop the N word at the punchline too.
Image

User avatar
Max Rambone
Ramboner
Posts: 2662
Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:55 am
Reputation: 16

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by Max Rambone »

Oh ya....the male....lol sorry.

fixt.

~archi
Eventus stultorum magister.

Kerafym
jkb's bro & svail's fiend
Posts: 1224
Joined: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:07 pm
Reputation: -1

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Post by Kerafym »

i keep clicking this expecting to read something about colossi being imbalanced, and then remembering that was an artosis joke.

l:
Hi. I'm angry on the internet.

Post Reply