Tasteless Jokes

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ROFL
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Ahahaha, humor.
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Sakke wrote:An afrocan american, a mexican and an american guy walk along the the beach and they find a lamp. They rub the lamp and a guinee appears. He says: "I'll give you three one wish each."
The afrocan american guy starts off wishing for him and all his afrocan american brothers and sisters to be back and Africa and happy. And the guinee makes the wish come truen.
Then the mexican guy wishes for him and all his mexican friends to be back in Mexico and happy. And the guinee makes the wish come true.
The only the american guy and the guinee are left on the beach, and the american guys ask the guinee: "All the mexicans are back in mexico right?" "Yes," the guinee answers. "And all of the afrocan americans are back in Africa?" The guinee tells him yes. "Then I'll just want a coke."

Stolen from somewhere, don't recall where.
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statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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I'm reviving this topic, as it's severely underused.

Let's begin with an onslaught of Joseph Kony jokes.

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Who is Joseph Koney's favorite rapper? Soulja Boy.

'My name is Kony Montana...say hello to my little friends!'

Joseph Kony - Putting the "infant" into "infantry".

Why is everybody surprised at Joseph Kony recruiting & arming young black kids? He's known around the world as a guerilla leader.

Joseph Kony - the first black man who actually wanted kids.

Has anyone looked in a KFC for Joseph Kony?

"Demented man forces little people into slavery." You've taken this Willy Wonka obsession a bit far, Joseph Kony.

I can't wait for the episode of Undercover Boss with Joseph Kony.

I can actually understand why Joseph Kony committed all those atrocious crimes. He's black.

If Joseph Kony ever caught these invisible children, they'd make fucking awesome soldiers.

For the record, kidnapping black children & forcing them to kill has been going on in America for years. We just call it "gangs".

Worst thing about Kony is that his name is Joseph. A black guy would NEVER get this much street cred in America with that name.

Can't we just send some Alabama State Troopers to Uganda? They have no problem tracking, abusing, & arresting black individuals.

Joseph Kony has taken "being black" to a whole new level.

"Call of Duty 5: Uganda" ... only on the Kony Playstation.

So Kony has abducted 30,000 children to become sex slaves and child soldiers. That's one fucking big van.

Can't help but think this Kony fella has taken Pokemon too far.

Kony is probably just trying to end the stereotype that "black people don't work" by forcing them to at such a young age.

So the hunt is on for Joseph Kony, the tyrant who takes black kids and gives them weapons. Are we sure he doesn't live in Harlem?

Kony 2012: everyone hunting some black guy in order to execute him. Just like the good old days...
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So racist Magyk. What if your best friend was black...
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It just so happens that I live in the whitest state in the US. ;)

Besides, the title of this thread is *tasteless* jokes.


..What do you call a train full of 1000 jews? Who cares? If history repeats itself, they aren't coming back.
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koo klux clan? or however you spell it?
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Magyk wrote:It just so happens that I live in the whitest state in the US. ;)

Besides, the title of this thread is *tasteless* jokes.


..What do you call a train full of 1000 jews? Who cares? If history repeats itself, they aren't coming back.



hahahahahahahahha

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"If you postin' 'bout Kony, I feel bad for you son. He snatched 99 kids and your tweet saved none."

Horrible news in Mexico City. There was a 6 car pile-up. 243 people died.
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