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brocklad: i strafed right over you

brocklad: i still get airs a lot man
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Hawk: fri cyber nana grilled cheese
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(23:31:40) Shock: find out how to make it so when u have a g_minplayers set to a number it automatically adds the bots with custom names
(23:31:54) Shock: adding a bot with a custom name through rcon or JA+ is easy
(23:32:05) Shock: its just whatever the server does to autofill a server i cant figure out
(23:32:26) Shock: cause its not a setting in JA+ cfg i dont think
(23:32:28) tens0r: or u can ask pizza
(23:32:55) tens0r: GOOGLED
(23:32:56) tens0r: http://jediknight3.filefront.com?/file/Bot_Maker;3799
(23:33:09) tens0r: idk what that is lol
(23:33:22) Shock: wtfrofl
(23:33:25) Wufei_Chang: for outcast btw
(23:33:31) Shock: i was about to say
(23:33:34) Shock: wrong game LOL
(23:33:39) Wufei_Chang: gj
(23:33:43) tens0r: works for jka
(23:33:44) ChatBot: Wufei_Chang rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(23:33:44) tens0r: they said
(23:33:49) tens0r: SO FUCK U
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–noun
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from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
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–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.

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apparently guard was in the chat by himself ...

(00:10:16) ChatBot: GUARD!AN rolls 1d6 and gets 2.
(00:10:18) ChatBot: GUARD!AN rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(00:10:21) ChatBot: GUARD!AN rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(00:10:22) ChatBot: GUARD!AN rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(00:10:31) GUARD!AN: screw this dice bullshit
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GUARD!AN wrote:
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

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Wufei Chang wrote:apparently guard was in the chat by himself ...

(00:10:16) ChatBot: GUARD!AN rolls 1d6 and gets 2.
(00:10:18) ChatBot: GUARD!AN rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(00:10:21) ChatBot: GUARD!AN rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(00:10:22) ChatBot: GUARD!AN rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(00:10:31) GUARD!AN: screw this dice bullshit


Ahahaha. XD
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I roll good :)


Both dutches and the dice :)
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From the quotes thread @ exiles forums:

Heroic_GrilledCheese wrote:I don't get why they said, "and the optical drive that will be able to operate them will go up to $15.000!"
First of all, it's $15, that's not a large amount of money.
Secondly, WHY 3 DECIMAL POINTS! It's not like we even have currency that can go that far down...and even if there were positive numbers instead of 0's there, WHO CARES. It's still $15-$16...




A lick wrote:we have another idiot posing without a name. In the game, he was using a Kylekatarn skin and could yews any and all weapons at the same time. he also had the additional perk of having god mode as long as he was not using the sniper rifle. as a sniper i fire 5 fully charged shots directly at him (he was standing still and you could see the small yellow dot on his skin to show he had been hit) while he was carrying the repeater, to absolutely no effect.

Duo wrote:LOL HE WAS ON YOUR TEAM




ChunkySoup wrote:In Los Angeles, the mean daily temperature is excepted to rise roughly 10 degrees (from the low 60s to the low 70s) over the next three months. If this trend continues unabated, by July of 2010, the mean daily temperature will be 190 degrees Fahrenheit.

On the bright side, it may be somewhat cooler in coastal areas.

Heroic_Milkman wrote:Unfortunatly, much of the Southern hemisphere is seeing the opposite effect. Temperatures are dropping far below freezing, destroying farmers' crops and ruining lives.

ChunkySoup wrote:Yes, according to UN estimates, 90% of scientists believe that those in the Southern hemisphere will be living in igloos by 2020. Forgive me for showing no emotion. I'm just so burned out from being horrified so much.

_Bob_ wrote:got my Mars rocket ready so gl nubs
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[00:08] - tens0r -: i dont get killed by sentries
[00:08] - tens0r -: wtf!
[00:08] -GUARD!AN-: not sentries
[00:08] -GUARD!AN-: the hangar turrets
[00:08] - tens0r -: ya
[00:08] - tens0r -: i dont
[00:08] - tens0r -: wtf!
[00:08] - tens0r -: maybe sometimes
[00:08] -GUARD!AN-: duo and wufie are still proud of that time
[00:08] -GUARD!AN-: u had a hangar fail
[00:08] - tens0r -: oh
[00:08] -GUARD!AN-: and they beat u and wafflz
[00:08] - tens0r -: they did?
[00:08] -GUARD!AN-: yeah
[00:09] -GUARD!AN-: they sent me the demo even lol
[00:09] -GUARD!AN-: i saw u fail LOL
[00:09] - tens0r -: oh god
[00:09] - tens0r -: tensor failed


A minute or two later....


[00:10] - tens0r -: im yelling at wflz
[00:11] - tens0r -: cuz we lost
[00:11] - tens0r -: lol
[00:11] -GUARD!AN-: lost what
[00:11] - tens0r -: that 2v2
[00:11] -GUARD!AN-: oh LOL
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–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.

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