The Poor Taste Humour Thread
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Re: The Poor Taste Humour Thread
by Darth_Wayne on Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:46 am
why doesnt jesus eat m&m's?
coz they fall thru the holes in his hand!!!!
coz they fall thru the holes in his hand!!!!
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Re: The Poor Taste Humour Thread
by aƒrÒ on Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:36 pm
Darth_Wayne wrote:why doesnt jesus eat m&m's?
coz they fall thru the holes in his hand!!!!
HAHAHA!
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Re: The Poor Taste Humour Thread
by toast on Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:54 am
What lives in my basement, is Black and Blue, and hates sex?
My son
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, she's already been told twice.
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to fit into the microwave?
The wheelchair
Q. How do you make a hormone?
A. You fuck her!
Theres a Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says 'theres plenty more of that where i come from'.
The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says 'theres plenty more of those where i come from'.
Again everyone is rather impressed so the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
He threw some nails down on the counter and asked,
“Can you put me up for the night?”
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out
How do you make a little girl cry even more?
You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.
My last girlfriend called me a pedophile.
Pretty big word for a 12-year-old
What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don’t ejaculate on an apple before I eat it.
Did you hear Micheal Jackson was found dead?
He got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener.
What's better than raping an infant?
Hearing the ribs crack under the pressure
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped.
Why Wasn’t Christ Born In Mexico?
Because They Couldn’t Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.
What's red and sticky and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
What looks good on a police officer?
The world trade center.
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed, reading. He says, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache." His wife looks up, and says, "I think you'll find that that's a sheep." The man replies, "I think you'll find that I'm not talking to you!"
so a black man has finally reached the highest echelon of us government.
too bad he still has to have government subsidized housing.
Whats blue and fucks grannys?
hyperthermia
What's the best part about 6 year old girls?
After you're done with them, you can turn them over and yews them as 6 year-old boys!
What's the worst thing about having a baby?
Putting the nappy back on afterwards.
My son
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, she's already been told twice.
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to fit into the microwave?
The wheelchair
Q. How do you make a hormone?
A. You fuck her!
Theres a Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says 'theres plenty more of that where i come from'.
The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says 'theres plenty more of those where i come from'.
Again everyone is rather impressed so the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
He threw some nails down on the counter and asked,
“Can you put me up for the night?”
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out
How do you make a little girl cry even more?
You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.
My last girlfriend called me a pedophile.
Pretty big word for a 12-year-old
What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don’t ejaculate on an apple before I eat it.
Did you hear Micheal Jackson was found dead?
He got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener.
What's better than raping an infant?
Hearing the ribs crack under the pressure
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped.
Why Wasn’t Christ Born In Mexico?
Because They Couldn’t Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin.
What's red and sticky and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
What looks good on a police officer?
The world trade center.
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed, reading. He says, "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache." His wife looks up, and says, "I think you'll find that that's a sheep." The man replies, "I think you'll find that I'm not talking to you!"
so a black man has finally reached the highest echelon of us government.
too bad he still has to have government subsidized housing.
Whats blue and fucks grannys?
hyperthermia
What's the best part about 6 year old girls?
After you're done with them, you can turn them over and yews them as 6 year-old boys!
What's the worst thing about having a baby?
Putting the nappy back on afterwards.
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Re: The Poor Taste Humour Thread
by Magyk on Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:14 pm
Allow me to dazzle you with a plethora of racist jokes;
What do you say when you see a TV floating down the sidewalk in the middle of the night?
Drop it wookiee.
What his the ground first, a black man or an apple?T
Two black guys jump off a roof, who hits the ground first?
WHO CARES!?
A black guy and his girlfriend are riding in a car, who's driving?
A policeman.
What do you call a few hundred blacks on a plane back to Africa?
A good start.
How can you tell if a black person is lying?
His lips are moving.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break!
What do you call one black on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call a hundred blacks on the moon?
Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
Problem solved!
Why do blacks only have nightmares?
The last black to have a dream got his ass shot.
Ever heard about the black man that went back to college?
Neither have I.
All time favorite joke:
One day, a wookiee and a czech are hunting in the woods. All of a sudden a HUGE grizzly bear runs out of the woods and eats the Czechoslovakian. The black, scared, runs to the game warden's house and bangs on the door.
"Help, help! A bear just ate my czech friend!!" The warden says tomorrow morning at first light they'll go out and hunt for the bear, and they do. The next day they find two bears a male and a female - The warden asks "Which bear ate your czech friend? The male or female?"
The black man looks at the warden and says "I umm... the male?" The warden shoots the male, cuts him open, and theres no Czech inside.
Moral of the story: Never trust a wookiee when he says the Czechs in the Male.
What do you say when you see a TV floating down the sidewalk in the middle of the night?
Drop it wookiee.
What his the ground first, a black man or an apple?T
Two black guys jump off a roof, who hits the ground first?
WHO CARES!?
A black guy and his girlfriend are riding in a car, who's driving?
A policeman.
What do you call a few hundred blacks on a plane back to Africa?
A good start.
How can you tell if a black person is lying?
His lips are moving.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break!
What do you call one black on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call a hundred blacks on the moon?
Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
Problem solved!
Why do blacks only have nightmares?
The last black to have a dream got his ass shot.
Ever heard about the black man that went back to college?
Neither have I.
All time favorite joke:
One day, a wookiee and a czech are hunting in the woods. All of a sudden a HUGE grizzly bear runs out of the woods and eats the Czechoslovakian. The black, scared, runs to the game warden's house and bangs on the door.
"Help, help! A bear just ate my czech friend!!" The warden says tomorrow morning at first light they'll go out and hunt for the bear, and they do. The next day they find two bears a male and a female - The warden asks "Which bear ate your czech friend? The male or female?"
The black man looks at the warden and says "I umm... the male?" The warden shoots the male, cuts him open, and theres no Czech inside.
Moral of the story: Never trust a wookiee when he says the Czechs in the Male.
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Re: The Poor Taste Humour Thread
by toast on Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:09 pm
"Why do blacks only have nightmares?
The last black to have a dream got his ass shot."
HA . HA HAAH HA HA HAHA AHAHAH.
The last black to have a dream got his ass shot."
HA . HA HAAH HA HA HAHA AHAHAH.
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