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Stupid Pick up Lines
Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by Ramshi on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:17 am
an hour is too long
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by GUARD!AN on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:27 am
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by GUARD!AN on Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:31 am
"That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by Caesar on Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:57 am
Hahahaha these made me laugh most of them I have heard but there's a few I haven't.
Ramshi you just seem the most innnocent so I don't think someone would take too much offesne from you. As for me I already have my vendetta so..... Try one I want to know the outcome.
Ramshi you just seem the most innnocent so I don't think someone would take too much offesne from you. As for me I already have my vendetta so..... Try one I want to know the outcome.
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by aradorasxeon on Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:33 pm
There are hunderds of this on 9gag, here is one http://9gag.com/gag/3460636.
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by Ramshi on Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:18 am
Caesar wrote:Ramshi you just seem the most innnocent so I don't think someone would take too much offesne from you. As for me I already have my vendetta so..... Try one I want to know the outcome.
i only pretend im innocent
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by GUARD!AN on Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:17 am
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by GUARD!AN on Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:19 am
"I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk."
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by Ramshi on Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:31 am
Are you scottish? Because the loch ness monster is coming.
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines
by GUARD!AN on Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:58 am
"There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?"
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