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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Ramshi on Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:10 am

CHEW wrote:
Ramshi wrote:
Caesar wrote:Maybe. I heard the 207 bones and the hulk one before haha. Still waiting for ramsheep to try one. You rae innocent ramshi you dont pretend to be you are just say that to yourself. :P

u dont know jack shit about me


I know you are from Australia and like to get high.
i dont take drugs, no
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Caesar on Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:38 pm

So whatev on the Ramshi thing kid can't take a joke. :P I tried one on ex-gf. Let me emphasize EX. So I told her and she laugh says silly boy kisses me on the cheek and walks away. Go figure. Was expecting an explosion. Haha found it fun though I might just go around school and say these to random girls and see the reactions.
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby GUARD!AN on Tue Jul 24, 2012 4:16 am

Caesar wrote:So whatev on the Ramshi thing kid can't take a joke. :P I tried one on ex-gf. Let me emphasize EX. So I told her and she laugh says silly boy kisses me on the cheek and walks away. Go figure. Was expecting an explosion. Haha found it fun though I might just go around school and say these to random girls and see the reactions.


I actually knew a guy who would walk up to girls and simply ask "Want to have sex?". While it didn't work majority of the time, he did score quite a few times with it.
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Ramshi on Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:12 am

GUARD!AN wrote:
Caesar wrote:So whatev on the Ramshi thing kid can't take a joke. :P I tried one on ex-gf. Let me emphasize EX. So I told her and she laugh says silly boy kisses me on the cheek and walks away. Go figure. Was expecting an explosion. Haha found it fun though I might just go around school and say these to random girls and see the reactions.


I actually knew a guy who would walk up to girls and simply ask "Want to have sex?". While it didn't work majority of the time, he did score quite a few times with it.

what a crazy kid
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Kain on Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:27 am

Not that crazy. Just gotta be confident. 8/10 times you're gonna get turned down. That's why you ask a shit load of girls LOL
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Ramshi on Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:06 am

And what happens if the girl already has a boyfriend whos fucking massive and you get bashed? :oops:
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Kain on Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:08 am

Shit happens. Don't be a pussy.
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby GUARD!AN on Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:45 am

Ramshi wrote:And what happens if the girl already has a boyfriend whos fucking massive and you get bashed? :oops:


Go to the gym and don't be a skinny wuss to begin with 8-)
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Ramshi on Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:47 am

I'm not the violent type of kid who goes around giving shit. :|
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby CHEW on Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:49 am

If a guy gets aggresively pissed just cause you spoke to his woman, he deserves a good punch in the dick. In all seriousness though, you'd be amazed at how quickly you can break up a couple by just being nice to a girl on a daily basis. Smile, open doors for them, and give them little complements that are not inappropriate. The boyfriend usually becomes overcome by jealousy and shoots himself in the foot. While you have done nothing inappropriate.

I have heard everything from "i dont trust you around him" to " "stop hanging around him cause i had a nightmare you two hooked up".

Sometimes it is too easy.
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