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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby Ramshi on Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:33 pm

I don't get people why the fuck would you ever want to be a cop?


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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby CHEW on Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:48 pm

tens0r wrote:I don't get people why the fuck would you ever want to be a cop?


It sure isn't for the money, but I like helping people. I am not CHEW in real life. I am actually a kind, hard working, just wanna do my part American. I wanna make sure my family, my friends, and all of their offspring have a safe place to put their head at night.
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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby GUARD!AN on Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:16 am

CHEW wrote:
tens0r wrote:I don't get people why the fuck would you ever want to be a cop?


It sure isn't for the money, but I like helping people. I am not CHEW in real life. I am actually a kind, hard working, just wanna do my part American. I wanna make sure my family, my friends, and all of their offspring have a safe place to put their head at night.


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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby schrute on Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:33 am

GUARD!AN wrote:
CHEW wrote:
tens0r wrote:I don't get people why the fuck would you ever want to be a cop?


It sure isn't for the money, but I like helping people. I am not CHEW in real life. I am actually a kind, hard working, just wanna do my part American. I wanna make sure my family, my friends, and all of their offspring have a safe place to put their head at night.


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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby Darth_Wayne on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:41 pm

I wanna be a cop just so I can take weed from kids.
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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby tens0r on Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:19 pm

Darth_Wayne wrote:I wanna be a cop just so I can take weed from kids.

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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby Turky on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:04 am

GUARD!AN wrote:
Maximus wrote:More importantly, why is a 12 year old drinking?


I had my first drink at like 9 years old...don't tell me you waited till you were 21 >_<


I was 20 with my first drink. plz h8 me
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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby Ramshi on Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:46 am

I wanna be a cop just so I can take weed from kids.


corruption :roll:
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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby Max Rambone on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:18 pm

I actually tried to be a local police officer a few years back.

I have a bad eye, so I knew I probably wouldn't get it anyway, but I thought...WTF.

I'm pretty sure they told me I had the best time on the obstacle course:

Run, climb wall, run through barrels, another wall, through a concrete drain thing, across a log(utility pole) bridge, drag 170lbs dummy 50ft, SPRINT 75 yards, push a police cruiser 25ft, and, finally, act as if you're aiming and firing at a target with an unloaded revolver...pulling the trigger exactly six times.

Can't remember the time, but I remember them posting the results.

I scored 3rd on the written portion which was really just a bunch of memory recall things like suspect descriptions and looking at mug shots and stuff.

I did pretty bad at the next part...the interview in front of the city council and commanding officers.

I have never taken any Criminal Justice courses and most of the questions were related to that.

After it was all done and they told me the two positions had been filled, I went to the Chief and asked why I didn't get the job. He said it was because the two people they hired had previous military experience.

So, in the end, I did well and I learned that they didn't pass on me because of the horrible interview...lol

It's always good to go back and ask WHY? when you interview for a job and they don't hire you.

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Re: Attn: I am drunk as fuck

Postby GUARD!AN on Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:54 am

Max Rambone wrote:It's always good to go back and ask WHY? when you interview for a job and they don't hire you.


I think it depends on the job you are applying for. I can't count how many times I have heard "there was a lot of competition and there were more qualified people than you" after a failed interview. Would have been nice to have gotten specifics (what they had over me, what I might have needed to set me apart, etc)
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