Stupid Pick up Lines

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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby CHEW on Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:32 am

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Max Rambone wrote:
GUARD!AN wrote:Not gonna lie I do find it immensely annoying when a dude who clearly has a thing for your girlfriend is always trying to hang out with her or call her or whatever


Well, if she's participating, it's time to find a new bitch, tbh.

I think it's dumb when dudes blame the other dude or wanna beat the shit out of them when when they get cheated on....

If your gal fucks(gets intimate with) another dude, it's not the other dude who is at fault unless she was raped...lol.

For that....you get this:

http://www.examiner.com/article/female- ... prevention

~archi


Yeah, that's the thing, it wasn't the problem of her "participating" so to speak. He was just an old friend of hers who decided he liked her and couldn't take a hint. Since he was actually her friend he could do everything under the pretense of "I'm just a friend seeing what you are up to and want to hang out" and fell back on that, being more inappropriate with each encounter. She tried talking to him about it, but eventually she had to just stop being friends with him because he is a dumb fuck.

I was pretty close to getting involved, but I'm glad I didn't because after it was over she appreciated that I trusted her to handle the situation instead of throwing a jealous rage, and I think it made our relationship stronger.



You know what else makes relationships stronger?


Butt sex
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Ramshi on Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:25 am

I believe the correct term is "anal sex".
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Sakke on Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:40 pm

I'm glad you can correct us.
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Ramshi on Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:19 pm

It was my pleasure to... :roll:
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Magyk on Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:02 pm

As far as pickup lines go, I've always been a fan of "Get in the van."
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby GUARD!AN on Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:20 am

Magyk wrote:As far as pickup lines go, I've always been a fan of "Get in the van."


Not sure why but I imagined Arnold saying that...

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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby MajorMajor on Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:15 pm

"May I join you or is President Obama sitting there?" :D
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby CHEW on Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:56 pm

Did you get your pants on sale? Because they are 100% off at my house.
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby Magyk on Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:24 pm

I have a knife.
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Re: Stupid Pick up Lines

Postby CHEW on Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:49 pm

I have a gun
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