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Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:25 am
by Magyk
It's about time we started documenting everyone's favorite..uh.. social butterfly?

Here's a few of my favorites:



[18:38] Ceasar: i get my drivers license in one month so ill be able to pik up pizza BY MY SELF

[17:29] Ceasar: well archi aint in TOR wow what a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


[20:52] Magyk: Is he still at tempest?
[20:52] Magyk: If he is, I need you to do me a favor.
[20:52] Ceasar: no he was kiked after he kiked u i think he was kiked by three of us
[20:52] Magyk: rofl
[20:52] Magyk: I'm banned. I'll get it sorted out by tomorrow.
[20:53] Ceasar: what ur banned
[20:53] Ceasar: fagget
[20:53] Ceasar: pada7
[21:33] Ceasar: <Disconnected from server>
(Last 3 messages plus the disconnect were all in the span of like 3 seconds, which made it completely hilarious)


Regarding how not to fuck up Hoth canyon jump:
[16:32] Ceasar: hey man, whats this video everyone tells me to watch?

Regarding how I usually /amkick Magyk when I leave Tempest
[19:17] Ceasar: didya kik urself?
[19:17] Magyk: yeh
[19:17] Ceasar: oh ok i was gonna say oh guards gonna kill me
[19:17] Ceasar: i thought i hit somthing and it kiked ya

[17:37] Magyk: get map
[17:37] Ceasar: already have 3in base
[17:38] Magyk: move one
[17:38] Ceasar: WHERE?

[21:10] Ceasar: where maps
[21:10] Magyk: jkasiege.com
[21:10] Magyk: big ass maps button left side of page
[21:11] Magyk: left hand is the one with the thumb facing you.
[21:11] Ceasar: hmmm


[21:37] Ceasar: <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[21:37] Ceasar: <Timeout error sending file>
[21:38] Ceasar: <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[21:39] Ceasar: <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[21:39] Magyk: accept file transfer
[21:40] Ceasar: what transfer?
[21:40] Ceasar: <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[21:40] Magyk: it's probably hidden behind a window.. i've sent you a request tho
[21:40] Ceasar: <Timeout error sending file>
[21:40] Ceasar: <Timeout error sending file>
[21:40] Ceasar: <Timeout error sending file>
[21:41] Ceasar: checked behind all windows
[21:41] Ceasar: <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[21:41] Ceasar: <Timeout error sending file>

After aliasing on Tempest as Creater_X to see how admins would react (doing my own little Guard experiment, heh)
[14:38] Ceasar: hey creator dood on tempest
[14:38] Magyk: thats me
[14:38] Ceasar: magyk=creater_x?
[14:38] Magyk: roger
[14:39] Ceasar: ur they guy that xon posted about?
[14:40] Magyk: yes. yes i am.


[18:01] Ceasar: finally
[18:01] Ceasar: after like 4months can i post pic on forums

[11:58] Ceasar: Archi's middle name is TOR
[11:59] Magyk: whats his last name? O.o
[11:59] Ceasar: Republic
[11:59] Magyk: lmao
[11:59] Magyk: Archi The Old Republic Republic?
[11:59] Ceasar: yep

[20:07] Ceasar: i cant find my base folder which is why i wasnt at h3h /:



Little known fact, Caeasar only eats a steady diet of Fast Foods:

[19:41] Ceasar: wanna zomb?
[19:41] Magyk: i can in about.. 20 minutes probably
[19:41] Ceasar: ok
[19:41] Magyk: going to grab dinner in a fwe though
[19:42] Ceasar: lol ya im getting new steak burger at BK


[18:36] Magyk: but i'm going to have to go heh.. i hve to pick up a pizza in 25 minutes
[18:36] Magyk: so i'll have to leave in about 15
[18:49] Ceasar: ccya man good luk with pizza im going to wendys
[18:49] Magyk: haha nice

[19:37] Ceasar: mmmm wendy's good
[19:37] Ceasar: lol
[19:37] Ceasar: got two burgers and three fries



Attached are screenshots from the "Teaching Ceasar how to yews the spacebar" saga.

Re: Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:41 am
by CHEW
Does he know kike is a racial slur for jewish person?

Re: Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:52 am
by Magyk
I seriously doubt it, but when you read his comments over with that in mind it's pretty hilarious. :lol:

Re: Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:14 pm
by Silver Absolution
Hey wait, I REALLY NEVER EVER IN MY JKA LIFE got to get spaces in my name. And I hate that

Re: Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:17 pm
by Magyk
How do you people have trouble using the space bar?

Re: Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:39 pm
by szycho
This topic made my day :lol:

Re: Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:59 pm
by Caesar
This topic made my day


im glad my stupidity can make people laugh. Lol these were hilarious didn't know you still had these :lol:

Re: Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:13 pm
by szycho
(Last 3 messages plus the disconnect were all in the span of like 3 seconds, which made it completely hilarious)

epic :D

Re: Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:42 pm
by aradorasxeon
Ceasar tehre's a notifactions button on xfire there you can see if someone sends you something. Spacebar is working in console, but not in cfg files so, he had some right... btw C is always hilarious. :D

Re: Ceasar says the darndest things!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:06 pm
by Turky
[15:46] tuerkek: you said ceasar kept trying to add you to xfire? or who
[15:46] kerafym: ya
[15:46] kerafym: he stopped though
[15:46] tuerkek: lol
[15:46] tuerkek: i made fun of him about it
[15:46] tuerkek: and hes like
[15:47] tuerkek: whos kera
[15:48] kerafym: ... he said
[15:48] kerafym: who is kera?
[15:48] tuerkek: yes
[15:49] kerafym: he added me at least 5 times
[15:52] kerafym: he's literally retarded
[15:52] kerafym: like he honest to god has a mental deficiency