Three Word Story

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Ramshi on Sun May 06, 2012 2:39 am

Meanwhile, a ram
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Roflraptor on Sun May 06, 2012 2:43 am

died of insignificance
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Ranger Bob on Sun May 06, 2012 3:13 am

resulting from kleptomania
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Ramshi on Sun May 06, 2012 3:36 am

because there was
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Silver Absolution on Sun May 06, 2012 6:58 am

a murder's investigation
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Ranger Bob on Sun May 06, 2012 8:23 am

with paleontologists befuddled
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Silver Absolution on Sun May 06, 2012 2:07 pm

By turquoise bones
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Ramshi on Tue May 15, 2012 7:19 am

One day Caesar got a blowjob by a dude called Dennis Ferguson who really likes to fondle kittens while jacking off. The kittens themselves would often participate in strange acts such as kissing, but sometimes Caesar got real mad and called his auntie and uncle to fuck off all night long. This was to easy to believe (wtf?) that they then enzymatically catalysed several chihuahuas and ferrets to emphatically explode. But he died fuck you Piipe (that was Jawa) in the ass.

Meanwhile, Mike was jacking off to scaly dragon porn, and that's when Ramshi joined in (fuck you Baconiser) because he's secretly aroused by dragons. Everyone soon came all over the bodies of everyone on the bus (what bus?). The bus driver continued eating Cthulhu (wtf is that) while ogling the vicious bunny horde that was about twice a week vociferously sesquipedalian.

Psephologists find elections fascinating (going off topic) as well as cleverly painted turtles who were all jejunely histrionical when Piipe showed up for his annual raping at his pink starfish (wtf?). He then decided to buy some brains because his floccinaucinihilipilification (holy fuck it's actually a word) caused considerable badinage and severe anatidaephobia for kakorrhaphiophobia produced mild hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia whence (Roflraptor, damn you) selcouth ubiquitous comestibles with contradictory fungibility proved cantankerously erinaceous (screw you too Bunny. This isn't even making sense anymore).

The tergiversating siegers were pugging, when I (Mike) farted loudly while I (Silver Absolution) was fucking Mike's fart. Xeon went to (posted twice) kill double posters Jkb ugly Canadian (Piipe's fault) Piipe beautiful Chilean (Schrute's fault)[We should just edit out from Jkb to Chilean] is such a native Chilean dude. It's actually quite horrific. Gigantic wombats like to suck lumbricoid cerebrums vociferously whilst ablating lugubriously (if you know what they mean).

Let's talk about how Xeon was playing by himself with his favourite doll that was quite pulchritudinous and bodacious just like my (Mike's) inflatable husky. That's fucked up. Mike and Piipe are fucked up in the head.
(Silver Absolution) met some bunnies in the bed. They were nasty. Just then a giant piece of Mike's inflatable husky shit fell from (abrupt breaking of the fourth wall).

"Get ninja'd, dude."
"What? Ninjas? Where!?"
"You are ninja."
"I am spy."
"You all suck."

This thread is officially un-bear-able like every thread ever in forums lately. Or just ever. No, just you noobs.

After a Roflraptor played siege there was much controversy surrounding his fail image post that was Magyk. Indeed he was the fucking best.

"Lies! I am!"
"You are gay, and a pussy, just like Caesar."

Once upon a pedestrian, languorous day, pernicious dipsomaniacs ensconced themselves amongst nefariously duplicitous koalas having supercilious and antagonistic conversations involving salacious, fornicating homosapiens who are very naked due to circumstances beyond our control. However, ravenous baboons were making babies when, fortuitously, gophers stole my (Mike's) golfballs in a litany while a bunny ate a pig.

Meanwhile, a ram died of insignificance resulting from kleptomania because there was a murder investigation with palaeontologists befuddled by turquoise bones.
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Roflraptor on Tue May 15, 2012 7:38 am

Nice job on the compilation!


Now to find a publisher... :D
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Ranger Bob on Tue May 15, 2012 9:12 am

Something tells me this will be a bestseller
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