Three Word Story

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Ramshi wrote:One day Caesar got a blowjob by a dude called Dennis Ferguson who really likes to fondle kittens while jacking off. The kittens themselves would often participate in strange acts such as kissing, but sometimes Caesar got real mad and called his auntie and uncle to fuck off all night long. This was to easy to believe (wtf?) that they then enzymatically catalysed several chihuahuas and ferrets to emphatically explode. But he died fuck you Piipe (that was Jawa) in the ass.

Meanwhile, Mike was jacking off to scaly dragon porn, and that's when Ramshi joined in (fuck you Baconiser) because he's secretly aroused by dragons. Everyone soon came all over the bodies of everyone on the bus (what bus?). The bus driver continued eating Cthulhu (wtf is that) while ogling the vicious bunny horde that was about twice a week vociferously sesquipedalian.

Psephologists find elections fascinating (going off topic) as well as cleverly painted turtles who were all jejunely histrionical when Piipe showed up for his annual raping at his pink starfish (wtf?). He then decided to buy some brains because his floccinaucinihilipilification (holy fuck it's actually a word) caused considerable badinage and severe anatidaephobia for kakorrhaphiophobia produced mild hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia whence (Roflraptor, damn you) selcouth ubiquitous comestibles with contradictory fungibility proved cantankerously erinaceous (screw you too Bunny. This isn't even making sense anymore).

The tergiversating siegers were pugging, when I (Mike) farted loudly while I (Silver Absolution) was fucking Mike's fart. Xeon went to (posted twice) kill double posters Jkb ugly Canadian (Piipe's fault) Piipe beautiful Chilean (Schrute's fault)[We should just edit out from Jkb to Chilean] is such a native Chilean dude. It's actually quite horrific. Gigantic wombats like to suck lumbricoid cerebrums vociferously whilst ablating lugubriously (if you know what they mean).

Let's talk about how Xeon was playing by himself with his favourite doll that was quite pulchritudinous and bodacious just like my (Mike's) inflatable husky. That's fucked up. Mike and Piipe are fucked up in the head.
(Silver Absolution) met some bunnies in the bed. They were nasty. Just then a giant piece of Mike's inflatable husky shit fell from (abrupt breaking of the fourth wall).

"Get ninja'd, dude."
"What? Ninjas? Where!?"
"You are ninja."
"I am spy."
"You all suck."

This thread is officially un-bear-able like every thread ever in forums lately. Or just ever. No, just you noobs.

After a Roflraptor played siege there was much controversy surrounding his fail image post that was Magyk. Indeed he was the fucking best.

"Lies! I am!"
"You are gay, and a pussy, just like Caesar."

Once upon a pedestrian, languorous day, pernicious dipsomaniacs ensconced themselves amongst nefariously duplicitous koalas having supercilious and antagonistic conversations involving salacious, fornicating homosapiens who are very naked due to circumstances beyond our control. However, ravenous baboons were making babies when, fortuitously, gophers stole my (Mike's) golfballs in a litany while a bunny ate a pig.

Meanwhile, a ram died of insignificance resulting from kleptomania because there was a murder investigation with palaeontologists befuddled by turquoise bones.



Something tells me this dude either can't count or is using the metric system.....or both. :)

~archi

p.s. - just fucking with you, Ramschtein.

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I think the one thing we can take away from this is that Ceasar is everyone's favorite target.

Is anyone really surprised?

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Magyk wrote:I think the one thing we can take away from this is that Ceasar is everyone's favorite target.

Is anyone really surprised?



See, most dudes don't get the whole 'troll' thing.

There have been a couple dudes that have told me that they were gonna make an 'anonymous' comeback, but they failed to tell me what their alias would be...

I'm a pretty honorable dude, I think....but, I'm down for the occasional 'punk.'

Moral of the story, tell me who you are if you don't want my investigative/rational powers to own you. :)

Or...you could benefit from my affirmation.


~archi

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Ceasar = Yoda has pretty much already been decided. Archi is behind the times.

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Magyk wrote:Ceasar = Yoda has pretty much already been decided. Archi is behind the times.

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That wasn't really directed at Ceasar...I was speaking generally.

~archi

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oh yes publish plz i wasted 30 minutes of my life typing that up

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This thread is so full of win

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