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So I was looking throught topics and I have yet to find one that is similar to this.

So don't yews these in real life because you WILL probably get slapped or something along those lines. Just something I thought was funny.


So to ask a girl out say: "Is you father an astronaught, because your ass is out of this world."


Just one of the many. I think Ramshi should try one I want to know what would happen, and he seems a good candidate.

oh if you know one post it for laughs.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you look like a lick!

Call me "Mr. Flintstone," 'cause I can make your Bedrock.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your face is fucked up yo.

Personally I like to sing to the bitches.


Twinkle, twinkle little whore. You're cheaper than the dollar store.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

Nice legs, what time do they open?

bwahahahaha

If you guys don't know this one then....fail.

Do you work at subway? Cuz I'm getting a foot long.

Just one of the many. I think Ramshi should try one I want to know what would happen, and he seems a good candidate.

Why would I be such a good candidate exactly?

"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"