So, I go to steam.com to contact support. And it won't let me log in, saying it's been too long since I logged in on their website. It's been, at most, a week since I logged in on their site. After jumping through security hoops, I finally log in and get to the support page, and I'm greeted by this:
If you have not yet created a unique Steam Support account for the Steam Support system, you can do so by clicking Create Account button below. Your Steam Support account is a separate account from your Steam or Forum account. It does not exist by default. Please do not attempt to enter your Steam account information for the Steam Support system, as it will not work.
What kind of fucked up convoluted system is this where I need to make a new fucking account to contact steam support. Fuck steam. Awful, shitty service.