JKAsiege

Dear McDonalds,
just because you have cornered the market (sigh) on exploiting America's inability to make good diet decisions it isn't a free ticket to have the worst commercials on the planet. I've figured out your tactics....every commercial has a few common themes: A terrible jingle (like the God awful fish mcbites song), you telling me I am loving it, and 30 seconds of hipsters dunking something in sauce. I hate you.
~Sincerely Magyk.

PS:
Who actually thought that this would inspire people to buy fish mcbites? Fish mcbites sounds like a food - for fish. I want to meet anyone (so I can punch them) who saw these commercials and was like..."Man I didn't feel like getting colon cancer and heart disease 5 seconds ago, but after that rousing number from Mcdonalds fishes I sure could go for it now. Better get my portable record player and some sauce for dipping, cause this is gonna be a CARPe-diem kinda meal....nom nom nom."

/rant

For clarification, I don't really have a problem with McD's and probably eat there once every two months or so (and have been known to throw down a McGangBang/McAwesome on occasion) but their commercials fucking suck.

TL;DR version below:


"MY NAME IS MAGYK AND MCDONALD'S COMMERCIALS BOTHER ME SO MUCH!!! AHHH! I HATE MY LIFE. WHY IS IT SO HARD. GONNA GO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE OF MCDONALD'S!"

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You don't even have "How god awful the new 'Wendy's' Girl is" on that list. Get your shit straight.

What the fuck, that Wendy's girl could totally catch it.

Ugh. No. She's so annoying. Every time she opens her dumb ginger mouth, I want to punch her in the face.

Also, as mentioned, she is a ginger and has no soul.

She is an annoying, soulless monster.

What I never got about redheads is how they are either exceptionally hot or horribly ugly, never seems to be much inbetween for them. That being said, agreed, no gingervitis infected soulless creatures for me either