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Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:47 am
by schrute
Caesar wrote:Suz 2 say, but I used actual math. It is, legitimately, a geometric theorem used in proofs. I proved mine, GG.

USA > GHANA = GER i just did the math so keep saying the u.s. will lose to germany without sources..


Schrute's statement, as it stands, reads: The USA is better than Ghana, where Ghana is the equivalent of Germany. So...Schrute is saying we will beat Germany, whereas I prove just the opposite. We are not saying the same thing re re. [That is of course unless Schrute meant what I said] GG

We ARE going to lose, however. Just admit it and it will all be over soon.


i don't understand why you keep talking about how you don't follow soccer at all and then act like you're the most knowledgeable person on the subject

Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:52 pm
by Magyk
Ceasar's equation literally reads as "If 1 is more than 2 and 2 is more than 3, 1 is more than 3"

That's all good and dandy until you remember that 1 isn't greater than 2 or 3.

Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:07 pm
by Laser
So you think because x beats y in one game x>y? It must be so liberating to be so ignorant

Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:56 pm
by Caesar
Ceasar's equation literally reads as "If 1 is more than 2 and 2 is more than 3, 1 is more than 3"

That's all good and dandy until you remember that 1 isn't greater than 2 or 3.


Your mathematics skills are seriously, seriously lacking. I sincerely hope you weren't serious/sober when you wrote this. I can't even... Try this genius: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transitive ... f_equality

So you think because x beats y in one game x>y? It must be so liberating to be so ignorant


I don't think this. It is common knowledge that 'soccer' is not, nor has it ever been, an American sport. Frankly I am surprised we beat Ghana. To assume that x>y, after one game, is a tenuous argument to say the least. I drew my conclusions by looking at the American standing in the 'soccer' world. One can only assume that x>y after reviewing these statistics. So, once again, simple deductive reasoning can show that we have slim, if any, chances of beating Germany. It would take a miracle of God himself to pull a win off....that or a severe fuck up.

Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:06 pm
by piipe
sorry ceasar is right

ceasar maths:

germany > ghana

ghana > usa so germany > usa

according to schrute:

Usa > ghana and Ghana = germany

so Usa > Germany

just to tell the difference between u both.

my maths:

considering that Usa > Ghana

and Ghana= Germany still doesnt means Usa > or = Germany

Germany is Op

Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:29 pm
by schrute
WHY ARE WE TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING THAT IS CLEARLY OPINION BASED????????????????????????????

Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:38 pm
by piipe
u guys started with the maths :?

Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:45 pm
by Caesar
sorry ceasar is right

ceasar maths:

germany > ghana

ghana > usa so germany > usa

according to schrute:

Usa > ghana and Ghana = germany

so Usa > Germany

just to tell the difference between u both.

my maths:

considering that Usa > Ghana

and Ghana= Germany still doesnt means Usa > or = Germany

Germany is Op


Thank you. I was just proving that shrute is retarded, and is now a big salty.

Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:08 pm
by schrute
piipe wrote:u guys started with the maths :?


i was clearly being serious in my in depth conclusion that was not biased or flawed

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Re: ATTN: Laser

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:15 pm
by Magyk
Schrute and Ceasar are/were both dealing in absolutes, but at least Schrute's absolutes were accurate. If we're going with a math analogy, then the US is better than Ghana and Ghana is equal to Germany. Ceasar was being retarded by trying to change the absolute facts within the equation. Only a sith deals in absolutes.