[20:12] Helaku: listen, because I'm 80% certain you won't believe me
[20:13] Helaku: A friend of mine came over yesterday, 5 min after I sent you that message for the pug
[20:13] Laser: you are correct
[20:13] Laser: i dont believe you
[20:13] Laser: i know where this is going lol
[20:14] Helaku: since I was away for some 15, making something in the kitchen, he loaded up jka and tried to make fun of you...though you didn't really fall for it, me and him were laughing our asses of, tbh
[20:14] Helaku: at the end
[20:14] Helaku: he's the one that typed "stfu moron" and exited xfire
[20:14] Helaku: So, sorry about that, its' not me ^^
[20:15] Laser: i dont believe you
[20:15] Laser: you're an attention seeker and a compulsive liar
[20:15] Helaku: it was a joke cmon
[20:15] Helaku: omg
[20:15] Helaku: you're so mad now
[20:15] Helaku: right?
[20:16] Laser: no lol
[20:16] Laser: im just saying why i dont believe you
[20:16] Laser: past has proved to me than you seek attention a lot
[20:16] Helaku: hmm...compulsive liar...not likely, but maybe a bit of attn seeker, aye
[20:16] Laser: and you just lie about shit to get yourself out of situations
[20:16] Laser: hence the whole helaku identity
[20:17] Helaku: dude, grow up, it was a joke...so is most of this shit i'm pulling off through jka
[20:17] Helaku: Why so serious?? ^^
[20:17] Laser: why do you always act like you know what im thinking/feeling
[20:18] Helaku: because you're obviously feeling that way and you're most certainly showing it.
[20:18] Laser: through my facial expressions i presume?
[20:18] Laser: because, certainly, through text, it is hard to gather tone and emotion
[20:18] Helaku: you never put smileys if that's what you meant...
[20:18] Laser: and yet you seem to be the master
[20:19] Laser: why would i put a smiley?
[20:19] Helaku: emoticon *
[20:19] Laser: when im not smiling, nor do i find you funny or worthy of a smile
[20:19] Laser: so, that begs the question, why on Earth would i write a smiley
[20:19] Laser: unless ofcourse i was being sarcastic
[20:20] Laser: YES YODA YOU ARE VERY FUNNY I BELIEVE YOU =)
[20:20] Helaku: laser...
[20:20] Helaku: I did rephrase myself, and said *emoticon* as in *any* kind of smiley
[20:20] Helaku: from :@ to
[20:21] Laser: and yet, you still manage to know what im thinking
[20:21] Laser: even though as you put it, i dont write :@
[20:21] Helaku: I hardly ever see you're in a good mood...You're fucking 100% of the time, MAD
[20:22] Helaku: ok, not 100%
[20:22] Helaku: there may have been a few times you've been *satisfied* but never *happy*
[20:22] Laser: and dont even talk to me about good moods lol
[20:22] Laser: i generally dont portray my good mood to people who i dislike
[20:23] Helaku: Digression
[20:23] Helaku: when were you born?
[20:23] Laser: why?
[20:23] Helaku: dd/mm/1994
[20:23] Helaku: ?
[20:23] Laser: why?
[20:24] Helaku: I'd like to know...that's all.
[20:24] Laser: if you were wanting to work out my age, then you obviously dont know me at all
[20:24] Laser: but i already knew that, because you labled me as a moody person when im anything but
[20:25] Helaku: Ok, ok, will you please tell me your birth date then?
[20:25] Laser: im 16
[20:25] Helaku: birth date, not how old are you?
[20:25] Helaku: not a psychology test of any sorts
[20:26] Helaku: I would just like to know, nothing more.
[20:26] Laser: i dont know what you want to do with my birthdate :S
[20:26] Laser: strange for someone to ask so im not going to give it lol
[20:26] Laser: easy enough for you to find out anyway
[20:26] Helaku: Certainly, I'm not going to stalk you or anything
[20:26] Laser: if you put your brilliant mind to it
[20:26] Laser: 22/07/1993
[20:26] Helaku: Thank you
[20:27] Helaku: Mines 02/10/1991
[20:27] Laser: why did you want my birthdate?
[20:27] Helaku: I was just interested...you see, my hobby as of recent has been astrology and I was suspecting a fire sign, but couldn't determine it exactly...No evil purpose of it whatsoever
[20:28] Laser: astrology is the biggest load of bollocks in the world
[20:29] Helaku: Not completely, and don't mind me saying, it is only typical for a Leo to say such a thing. That's what the stars say =)
[20:29] Laser: but i know you like bollocks :>
[20:29] Laser: im not Leo
[20:29] Helaku: You're on the cusp between Leo and Cancer
[20:29] Laser: im cancer
[20:29] Laser: therefore
[20:29] Laser: not leo
[20:30] Laser: Emotional and loving
Intuitive and imaginative
Shrewd and cautious
Protective and sympathetic
[20:30] Laser: Emotional and loving
Intuitive and imaginative
Shrewd and cautious
Protective and sympathetic
[20:30] Laser: oops
[20:30] Helaku: I suggest you do a natal chart and find out for yourself
[20:30] Laser: Changeable and moody
Overemotional and touchy
Clinging and unable to let go
[20:30] Laser: whats a natal chart
[20:31] Laser: im only interested because of the second and third negative aspects
[20:31] Helaku: Thats the position of all stars and signs at the exact date, place and time of your birth
[20:31] Helaku: theres a site that will automatically generate you a natal chart, free...
[20:32] Helaku: Though you need to either know Longitude/Latitude of the place of your birth or hope the program finds it...
[20:32] Laser: what if i was born in a stable in Bethlehem
[20:32] Laser: and there was this big fuckoff star
[20:32] Laser: which guided some guys to me
[20:33] Helaku: Bethlehem...hmm
[20:33] Laser: does that mean i will develop powers?
[20:33] Helaku: I'm sure you'll find Longitute and Latitude of Bethlehem on wikipedia or something
[20:33] Laser: yeah but the inn was demolished about 2000 years ago
[20:34] Helaku: see? that's Leo behavior right there... =)
[20:34] Laser: and the world was flat back then
[20:34] Laser: so there was no longy and latty
[20:34] Helaku: cancer would never engage in a fight of any sorts so easily =)
[20:34] Laser: as i said
[20:34] Laser: im cancer
[20:34] Helaku: Dude...
[20:34] Laser: i was born on the 22nd of July
[20:34] Laser: not 23rd
[20:34] Helaku: brb
[20:35] Helaku: alright...I'm trying to memorize the sign change times, but you're right this time
[20:35] Laser: this time...
[20:36] Helaku: although
[20:36] Helaku: there is a possibility your Ascedent may be a fire sign
[20:36] Laser: whats fire sign
[20:36] Laser: is that why i have ginger hair?
[20:36] Helaku: You've got Fire, Air, Earth, Water type of sings
[20:37] Helaku: Fire are Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
[20:37] Laser: im cancer
[20:37] Helaku: Air are Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
[20:37] Laser: Libra = free
[20:37] Laser: i wish i was free of you
[20:38] Helaku: libra actually means
[20:39] Helaku: Scales
[20:39] Laser: in Spanish
[20:39] Laser: libra = it frees
[20:39] Laser: so as good as 'free'
[20:39] Helaku: this is latin, bud
[20:39] Helaku: this is 1000 years before spanish
[20:39] Laser: if only i was Spaniard
[20:41] Helaku: Are you willing to tell me some other private informations? I'll make you a natal chart right now =)
[20:41] Laser: yeah, once i turned water into wine
[20:41] Laser: my middle name is of
[20:41] Laser: and my surname is Nazerath
[20:41] Laser: or however the fuck you spell it
[20:41] Helaku: Jesus, stop it
[20:42] Helaku: you don't to make a blind man see too before you tell me? :O
[20:42] Helaku: don't want to*
[20:42] Laser: dude
[20:42] Laser: 2000 years
[20:44] Helaku: So..you're not going to tell me?
[20:45] Laser: going to tell you what?
[20:45] Helaku: your real name, time of birth, place of birth,
[20:46] Helaku: I'd really want to do something useful or half-useful...
[20:46] Helaku: so bored today
[20:46] Laser: ok ill humour you
[20:46] Laser: Andrew Collins, 3:00am ish (i think), Fazakerly Hospital
[20:50] Laser: so what are my results, am i destined for crucifiction?
[20:50] Helaku: trying to figure out the most exact location since Liverpool is a huge area...we'll see
[20:51] Laser: go for Litherland
[20:51] Laser: thats my town
[20:51] Laser: and its not very big
[20:51] Helaku: the hospital included in it or..
[20:51] Laser: cant remember, i will check
[20:51] Laser: and i might have been born in Alder Hay
[20:53] Laser: Alder Hey Hospital, Eaton Road, West Derby, Liverpool, Merseyside L12 2AP
[20:54] Helaku: found Fazakerley area exact position
[20:55] Laser: well i was either born in Fazakerley or Alder Hey
[20:55] Laser: cant remember
[20:55] Laser: my memory wasnt good at birth
[20:55] Helaku: Alder hey...is that also in Fazakerley or..?
[20:56] Laser: no, West Derby
[20:56] Laser: they are close though
[20:56] Laser: do a few miles make a difference
[20:56] Helaku: Thanks
[20:56] Laser: my mother rode on donkey for more miles than that
[20:56] Helaku: not really but since I can, it's useful
[20:57] Helaku: I did yews Geo position of whole Novi Sad, cbb to pinpoint the hospital I was born in o.O
[20:57] Helaku: but my town has total 400k people
[20:57] Helaku: so THAT's not a major diff
[20:58] Helaku: timezone GMT?
[20:58] Laser: yes
[20:58] Helaku: I knew it
[20:58] Helaku: Ascedent
[20:59] Helaku: Aries
[20:59] Helaku:
[20:59] Laser: what does this mean
[20:59] Helaku: one sec
[20:59] Helaku: http://www.gotohoroscope.com/houses-in- ... html#Aries
[21:00] Helaku: but that affects around 20% total of you
[21:00] Laser: THIS ABOUT THE ONLY TRUE BIT
[21:00] Laser: sometimes outspoken in his/her opinions
[21:00] Laser: oops caps
[21:01] Helaku: A double cancer (Sun and Moon both in cancer) and a Fire sign Ascedent
[21:01] Helaku: see this also
[21:01] Helaku: http://www.gotohoroscope.com/planet-in- ... tml#Cancer
[21:03] Helaku: http://www.gotohoroscope.com/birth-chart.html
Put in your data ( be sure to check DST option since it was summer) and I've used England/Liverpool though I entered 54 35 West and 53 25 North long/lat and GMT timezone
[21:04] Helaku: a few seconds later there should be a drawn chart, a short reading in all planets, signs, stars, other crap
and they're hyperlinked to a more in-depth description of each[21:07] Helaku: Also, do not treat this as 100% you since most likely it isn't...This same chart said at one point I'm a person who talks very little and most likely is shy, where in truth I'm quite the opposite
[21:08] Helaku: take it in with a little grain of salt, in other words
[21:08] Laser: only partially true
[21:09] Laser: but most of it is wrong
[21:10] Helaku: A big role plays how were you raised, in what envirnonment were you raised...natal chart is mostly used for some predictions about the general Money/Love/Health topics..
[21:11] Helaku: The answers you don't find in astrology...you'll most certainly find in a good psychology test
[21:11] Laser: ive done personality test
[21:11] Laser: it was bad
[21:12] Helaku: There is no better science that is greater than your parents or your closest friends..no one can say better what are you like...Remember that.
[21:13] Helaku: Astrology is based on some general info about each sign, not like that science is developing a lot...
[21:14] Helaku: Some people consider it a sack of bullshit for that matter, where others blindly follow it...
[21:15] Helaku: It's like religion and God and stuff.
[21:15] Laser: blindly following it is retarded
[21:15] Helaku: not trusting at all is a far too critical look on life, as well
[21:16] Helaku: You should find a middle between a NO-trust and blind-trust policies
