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How do i get my soccer coach

Postby chadudhy on Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:25 am

How do i get my soccer coach to really see how much i improved at tryouts? Im a junipr at my highschool and we are like top in the state. I yews to just be a spectator of the game and two years ago i started working on my game. Last year i made jv and never caught my coaches eye. I scored all the good goals and play like they want me to.
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Re: How do i get my soccer coach

Postby Roflraptor on Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:48 am

Hi Chad,

First of all, don't feel like you're alone! The problem you're facing is a problem faced by many young men and women all over the world. They crave the attention and fame they feel they deserve but, as many find out, they are often relegated to being 'one of the crowd'. We here at JKAsiege.com/selfhelp like to call the problem you're suffering from a 'God complex'. Don't worry though, we're here to help!

There are a few helpful steps you can take to begin your road to recovery. First, try becoming more apathetic towards life in general. By doing so, you'll no longer risk having your megalomania exacerbated by praise. As is often the case in competitive sports, you may even be chastised! This upsetting turn of events can be a wonderful opportunity for realistic adults to crush the spirit of those who aspire to something greater than they can ever really achieve (like yourself!). Secondly, you may also want to practice incessantly in the hope that you'll realise some greater level of sporting perfection and strike awe into your teammates. Don't! It's as simple as that! Soon, you'll find yourself falling behind your peers and on the fast track to destroying your problematically high levels of self-esteem.

Unfortunately, Chad, that's all I could fit in this week's column. Be sure to read next month's issue of JKAsiege.com/selfhelp for more handy hints on understanding your commonality!
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Re: How do i get my soccer coach

Postby tens0r on Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:52 am

Raptor your post just made me think your a faggot.
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Re: How do i get my soccer coach

Postby Laser on Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:25 am

raptor trying too hard for tensor's liking!

you don't get your soccer coach.
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Re: How do i get my soccer coach

Postby Max Rambone on Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:50 pm

ROFL...raptor. :)

You're hired!!!!

You get no compensation, however, save the joy that you will most assuredly bring to others.

Welcome aboard.

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Re: How do i get my soccer coach

Postby Roflraptor on Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:12 pm

tens0r wrote:Raptor your post just made me think your a faggot.


I was aiming for the ridiculous write in self-help column tone. Mission accomplished.
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Re: How do i get my soccer coach

Postby aƒrÒ on Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:04 pm

Roflraptor actually brings quite a few true psychological aspects which can be a real help in your case i think. As for actual attention from your coach, you could try a more personal approach to your coach, acting like a suckup (which can cause things to go wrong) or trying having an open conversation to him about your thougts and ambitions.
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Re: How do i get my soccer coach

Postby GUARD!AN on Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:20 pm

I love how JKAsiege.com is the premier soccer advice website for spambots
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Re: How do i get my soccer coach

Postby Turky on Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:02 pm

GUARD!AN wrote:I love how JKAsiege.com is the premier soccer advice website for spambots


probably because we have so many dudes here talking about male soccer athletes. (more than ame football, thankfully)

thanks to googlebot and yahoo bot :P
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Re: How do i get my soccer coach

Postby piipe on Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:00 pm

GUARD!AN wrote:I love how JKAsiege.com is the premier soccer advice website for spambots



lmao xD :lol: :lol:
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