Attn: I am drunk as fuck

[Max Rambone]

My dad used to give me a little whiskey as a boy just to laugh at my face....lol

I found some of my sister's Crown Royal when I was about 15 and did like half a shot and got buzzed...

I didn't do much else until I graduated High school.

~archi

[Kerafym]

Yeah I didn't have much exposure to alcohol growing up. I can appreciate my father quitting drinking when I was very young because he didn't want me to think highly of alcohol. Even now that I'm old enough to drink, I seldomly do. Not that I'd take away from someones enjoyment of alcohol or look down on people who drink or anything. If you enjoy it, then enjoy it. That's what life's all about.

I had a short binge period and I came to the evaluation that while I may enjoy myself while drinking, I don't really need it to enjoy myself. I strive to find my happiness uninfluenced by that kind of stimulation.

[Darth_Wayne]

Disregard alcohol, get baked.

[CHEW]

Disregard alcohol, get baked.

Can't, i gotta pass drug tests.

[Max Rambone]

Baked and Juiced.

BTW, My dad never really drank much...a small bottle would stay in the 'fridge forever and I don't remember him drinking beer or anything else.

~archi

[GUARD!AN]

Disregard alcohol, get baked.

Meh, I prefer alcohol personally.

[tens0r]

Disregard alcohol, get baked.

Can't, i gotta pass drug tests.

vitamin B pills, red meat, water

[CHEW]

Disregard alcohol, get baked.

Can't, i gotta pass drug tests.

vitamin B pills, red meat, water

All urban legends, I have my reserve class next month. I will he a sworn police officer soon.

[Max Rambone]

Water= Dilution

Vitamin B= Yellow color...so your piss doesn't look clear

Red Meat= Creatine...so your piss has the correct content of it.

There's one REALLY specific thing that has to do with gravity that you guys are forgetting.

~archi

[CHEW]

It can take up to 108 days for a person who smokes every day to get it out of their system. Dilutes pee = you fail a drug test.

Not to mention hair follicle tests.