Stupid Pick up Lines

[Caesar]

So I was looking throught topics and I have yet to find one that is similar to this.

So don't yews these in real life because you WILL probably get slapped or something along those lines. Just something I thought was funny.


So to ask a girl out say: "Is you father an astronaught, because your ass is out of this world."


Just one of the many. I think Ramshi should try one I want to know what would happen, and he seems a good candidate.

oh if you know one post it for laughs.

[CHEW]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[szycho]

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you look like a lick!

[Max Rambone]

Call me "Mr. Flintstone," 'cause I can make your Bedrock.

[CHEW]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause your face is fucked up yo.

[tens0r]

Personally I like to sing to the bitches.


Twinkle, twinkle little whore. You're cheaper than the dollar store.

[CHEW]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[GUARD!AN]

"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

[Ramshi]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

bwahahahaha

If you guys don't know this one then....fail.

Do you work at subway? Cuz I'm getting a foot long.

Just one of the many. I think Ramshi should try one I want to know what would happen, and he seems a good candidate.

Why would I be such a good candidate exactly?

[GUARD!AN]

"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"