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Postby Darth_Wayne on Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:34 am

Just your daily reminder that Pete is a gay gypsy.
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Re: Daily Reminder

Postby pete on Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:32 am

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will yews it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Re: Daily Reminder

Postby Caesar on Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:10 pm

JKB died in a car crash.
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Re: Daily Reminder

Postby Caesar on Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:22 pm

Also, LOL @ pete
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Re: Daily Reminder

Postby piipe on Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:20 pm

who the fk is pete?
sounds like duo or wafflz
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Re: Daily Reminder

Postby Darth_Wayne on Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:59 am

piipe wrote:who the fk is pete?
sounds like duo or wafflz


no he is a filthy gypsy
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Re: Daily Reminder

Postby pete on Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:18 am

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time lick is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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Re: Daily Reminder

Postby schrute on Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:00 am

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym/
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Re: Daily Reminder

Postby Caesar on Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:51 pm

LOOOL @ pete. Pete is chiller than you bruh.
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Re: Daily Reminder

Postby schrute on Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:45 am

i'm very upset i didn't make your chill list man
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