ATTN: Clarification on the most recent events

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ATTN: Clarification on the most recent events

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As you might've noticed, "SithJKA" has not appreciated the number of memes he has been given in the most recent "ATTN: Lugormod faggots" "thread". I'd like to explain his behaviour as many of his siege friends may be worried about him. I've spoken with many "jka players" and I believe to possess purely objective & logical information. To keep it simple:

1. Sith gets votekicked off his own server before the pug starts.
2. Sith gets mad and issues a lockdown which prevents unauthorized clients from entering the server.
3. Sith writes a ragepost on "jkasiege.com".
4. Sith doesn't appreciate the /r/copypasta content.
5. Sith gets triggered by "Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland?" meme paraphrase.
6. Sith threatens a couple of lugormod players claiming his good friend who happens to work in the police gave him their personal information.
7. The anonymous internet master Sith receives a friendly "Short Text Message" on his phone from one of my "lugorrat" friends who didn't find #6 funny.
8. Sith threatens to sue everyone, including innocent lugormod players who weren't even aware of the "ATTN: Lugormod faggots" thread. He's sure that "Guardian" will give him the necessary info.
9. Sith tells Dydzio to expect a call to court in the next few days.
10. Memes on the forum do not stop.
11. Sith decides that he isn't quite the clown he aspires to be and accuses "Bob" of hacking into "jkasiege.com".
12. Sith censors his all posts on jkasiege.com aside from these in "ATTN: Lugormod faggots".
13. Sith tells Dydzio he's withholding the report and that he does not want to make fuss; although he also reveals that he, obviously, once again, has gathered sensitive data about us and could leak it at any time if he were truly evil.
14. Sith threatens to dox a well known CTF player, "dsbr_pete`". Dydzio finds it amusing.
15. Sith censors his posts in "ATTN: Lugormod faggots."

[to be continued?]

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no one fucking cares
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cry you rodent

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Darth_Wayne wrote:no one fucking cares



On the contrary, I have no idea what is going on but I enjoy it.

Btw who the fuck is jakub lol
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This dude must think highly of American cellphone services if he thinks we can text sith in Poland.
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I'd probably kill myself if I spent my free time playing Lugormod.
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then do the world a favor and start spending your free time playing lugormod you filthy unemployed "DARTH" (LOL) roleplay bug

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nice meme
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thanks i did my best

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