I think I may play JKA too much...

[Beeper!!!]

Well squids, I was working upstairs late last night when someone kicked in my back door, attempting to do a home-invasion. I started cussing at the top of my lungs and grabbed my aluminum bat and to my surprise went all alpha male on the bastard(s)... They ran off and all is well, but now I have to get a new door. The scary thing is I know I looked like a crazy person standing outside without a shirt on, with a baseball bat, screaming "Come on back mutha-fuggers, come on!!! I Blame JKA , and my own adrenaline rush/stupidity. Don't try this at home, I was lucky they didn't have a gun....

[Turky]

at least you're in texas so you can actually go outdoors shirtless this time of year.

[dadeus]

glad it workewd out..i hurd never bring a knife to a gun fight...but nothin bout brining a bat

[Beeper!!!]

Oh, and I do own a .38 special - only it was unloaded (for maintenance & cleaning) at the time.

That has since been remedied. The hollow points are ready .

Anyone with a spare light saber or Phaser?

Originally (from the production notes to TOS), the Phaser was a PHoton mASER, since at the time of writing the Laser was a relative unknown, and powers were not expected to be very great. Masers, on the other hand, were already very powerful machines which produce very destructive radiation pulses. The term "phaser" has since been revised as a backronym for PHASed Energy Rectification, though from a physics standpoint even this is of equal semantic content—ordinary incoherent light is not "rectified", or synchronous, whereas Lasing and Masing emissions are rectified, or synchronous. Phasers make a beam of a fictional type of subatomic particles called "rapid nadions". The Star Trek: The Next Generation Technical Manual indicates that the superconducting crystals used in phasers are called fushigi no umi. This was an homage to the 1990 anime series Fushigi no Umi no Nadia, known in North America as Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water.

[Turky]

this is why star wars > star trek

[Kerafym]

it'd take a very special retard to shoot someone during a home invasion.

that's some very long jail time.

[Laser]

nice one Beeper glad you got through it

[Ýô]

omg reminds me tarantino movies, rofl gj beeper

at least you're in texas so you can actually go outdoors shirtless this time of year.

that just rocks, even dawgs wear clothes this time of year around here roflz

[tens0r]

I wouldve chased them.

Don't think some1 breaking in could outrun me so I would catch them And with a bat, well lets just let the fun begin

[Turky]

it'd take a very special retard to shoot someone during a home invasion.

that's some very long jail time.

actually, rumor has it that in texas you can legally shoot someone for trespassing. (distru?)