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Postby FearMikeHawk on Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:49 pm

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Re: Ex-Girlfriends apparently find this surprising

Postby FearMikeHawk on Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:03 pm

I'm going to confirm again that I am no bot, this is actually just a regular article to CNN.COM JESUS
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Re: Ex-Girlfriends apparently find this surprising

Postby Ramshi on Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:03 pm

Wow this really is one smart bot, even calling to Christ.
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Postby Turquoise Dragon on Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:31 pm

Ramshi wrote:Wow this really is one smart bot, even calling to Christ.


Apprentice Rashmi, you must learn tolerance towards the non-bots. Anger towards bots is good, as it motivates you to fight them off, but anger towards everyone makes you look like an angry little squirrel. Who is rabid. And has constipation. An wants to GNAW YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!! :twisted:
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Re: Ex-Girlfriends apparently find this surprising

Postby Ramshi on Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:42 pm

Turquoise Dragon wrote:
Ramshi wrote:Wow this really is one smart bot, even calling to Christ.


Apprentice Rashmi, you must learn tolerance towards the non-bots. Anger towards bots is good, as it motivates you to fight them off, but anger towards everyone makes you look like an angry little squirrel. Who is rabid. And has constipation. An wants to GNAW YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!! :twisted:

What if he is a bot, master?
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Re: Ex-Girlfriends apparently find this surprising

Postby Turquoise Dragon on Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:52 pm

Ramshi wrote:
Turquoise Dragon wrote:
Ramshi wrote:Wow this really is one smart bot, even calling to Christ.


Apprentice Rashmi, you must learn tolerance towards the non-bots. Anger towards bots is good, as it motivates you to fight them off, but anger towards everyone makes you look like an angry little squirrel. Who is rabid. And has constipation. An wants to GNAW YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!! :twisted:

What if he is a bot, master?


Then you pay it back in quadruple fury for duping you, my young apprentice.
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Re: Ex-Girlfriends apparently find this surprising

Postby Ramshi on Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:04 am

Turquoise Dragon wrote:
Ramshi wrote:
Turquoise Dragon wrote:
Ramshi wrote:Wow this really is one smart bot, even calling to Christ.


Apprentice Rashmi, you must learn tolerance towards the non-bots. Anger towards bots is good, as it motivates you to fight them off, but anger towards everyone makes you look like an angry little squirrel. Who is rabid. And has constipation. An wants to GNAW YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!! :twisted:

What if he is a bot, master?


Then you pay it back in quadruple fury for duping you, my young apprentice.

Fury and anger leads to the dark side, master. You of all people should know that.
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Re: Ex-Girlfriends apparently find this surprising

Postby Sakke on Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:18 am

I actually clicked the link. Come on, try it you guys.
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Re: Ex-Girlfriends apparently find this surprising

Postby Turquoise Dragon on Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:39 pm

Ramshi wrote:
Turquoise Dragon wrote:
Ramshi wrote:
Turquoise Dragon wrote:
Ramshi wrote:Wow this really is one smart bot, even calling to Christ.


Apprentice Rashmi, you must learn tolerance towards the non-bots. Anger towards bots is good, as it motivates you to fight them off, but anger towards everyone makes you look like an angry little squirrel. Who is rabid. And has constipation. An wants to GNAW YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!! :twisted:

What if he is a bot, master?


Then you pay it back in quadruple fury for duping you, my young apprentice.

Fury and anger leads to the dark side, master. You of all people should know that.


Fury and anger only leads to the dark side when not controlled. Uncontrolled yews will surely lead to one's destruction. Tight control will unlock their true power and usefulness.
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Re: Ex-Girlfriends apparently find this surprising

Postby GUARD!AN on Sun Jul 28, 2013 4:17 am

Clicked the link too...my computer survived!
GUARD!AN

–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
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