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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby Turky on Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:49 pm

Lauren wrote:
A nub is In Ur Forum wrote:
Max Rambone wrote:This thread makes me sad.

Well, it does seem to be confirming my suspicions more than not. :S I wonder if you know why it's 96... it's sort of old-people humor, in a twisted sort of way... you'll know what I mean if you do get it. ;)


You calling me a fake?


All you have said in response to Anub's inquiries is:

Ofc they won't 0_o


Lol, indeed


ummm yea why you like asking me anyway lols and im too tired to answer atm >; my head hurts (doesn't help when u walk into glass door ya know =( let someone else answer and yews their brain


So... I'd like to believe you Lauren, but so far you do not demonstrate explicit knowledge in the field that Anub is asking you about. You only offer generic responses agreeing with him just to claim competence.

you asking for the benefit of the doubt here? cuz no one's buying it. just sayin. I wouldn't buy it if I were Anub either...

you want him or others to believe you? then don't just tell us what you know, show us.

hope you don't take offense, just callin' it like I see it.
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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby GUARD!AN on Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:43 am

What is YOUR favorite programming language anub?

Also, just out of curiosity, what are your thoughts on logic programming languages? I quickly learned prolog the other day for an assignment in one of my cs classes, but it seems kind of useless out of the context of my little AI experiment....
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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby Lauren on Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:55 am

Well idk what you want me to write a script/code for >; guess ill make something up and show you it later today

*Edit*
Their idk if its good enough for you but fuck it idc =/ i did this near the beggining to my coding idk if it works it was just a rough thing but hell its just for proof huh. Have fun <.<

Rofl
it won't even let me attach the file xD gf!

Hmmm guess i could write it here....

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<FORM name="Keypad" action="">
<TABLE>
<B>
<TABLE border=2 width=50 height=60 cellpadding=1 cellspacing=5>
<TR>
<TD colspan=3 align=middle>
<input name="ReadOut" type="Text" size=24 value="0" width=100%>
</TD>
<TD
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnClear" type="Button" value=" C " onclick="Clear()">
</TD>
<TD><input name="btnClearEntry" type="Button" value=" CE " onclick="ClearEntry()">
</TD>
</TR>
<TR>
<TD>
<input name="btnSeven" type="Button" value=" 7 " onclick="NumPressed(7)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnEight" type="Button" value=" 8 " onclick="NumPressed(8)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnNine" type="Button" value=" 9 " onclick="NumPressed(9)">
</TD>
<TD>
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnNeg" type="Button" value=" +/- " onclick="Neg()">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnPercent" type="Button" value=" % " onclick="Percent()">
</TD>
</TR>
<TR>
<TD>
<input name="btnFour" type="Button" value=" 4 " onclick="NumPressed(4)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnFive" type="Button" value=" 5 " onclick="NumPressed(5)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnSix" type="Button" value=" 6 " onclick="NumPressed(6)">
</TD>
<TD>
</TD>
<TD align=middle><input name="btnPlus" type="Button" value=" + " onclick="Operation('+')">
</TD>
<TD align=middle><input name="btnMinus" type="Button" value=" - " onclick="Operation('-')">
</TD>
</TR>
<TR>
<TD>
<input name="btnOne" type="Button" value=" 1 " onclick="NumPressed(1)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnTwo" type="Button" value=" 2 " onclick="NumPressed(2)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnThree" type="Button" value=" 3 " onclick="NumPressed(3)">
</TD>
<TD>
</TD>
<TD align=middle><input name="btnMultiply" type="Button" value=" * " onclick="Operation('*')">
</TD>
<TD align=middle><input name="btnDivide" type="Button" value=" / " onclick="Operation('/')">
</TD>
</TR>
<TR>
<TD>
<input name="btnZero" type="Button" value=" 0 " onclick="NumPressed(0)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnDecimal" type="Button" value=" . " onclick="Decimal()">
</TD>
<TD colspan=3>
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnEquals" type="Button" value=" = " onclick="Operation('=')">
</TD>
</TR>
</TABLE>
</TABLE>
</B>
</FORM>
</CENTER>
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var FKeyPad = document.Keypad;
var Accumulate = 0;
var FlagNewNum = false;
var PendingOp = "";
function NumPressed (Num) {
if (FlagNewNum) {
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = Num;
FlagNewNum = false;
}
else {
if (FKeyPad.ReadOut.value == "0")
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = Num;
else
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value += Num;
}
}
function Operation (Op) {
var Readout = FKeyPad.ReadOut.value;
if (FlagNewNum && PendingOp != "=");
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else if ( '*' == PendingOp )
Accumulate *= parseFloat(Readout);
else
Accumulate = parseFloat(Readout);
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = Accumulate;
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function Decimal () {
var curReadOut = FKeyPad.ReadOut.value;
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curReadOut = "0.";
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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby A nub is In Ur Forum on Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:43 pm

GUARD!AN wrote:What is YOUR favorite programming language anub?

Hmm, didn't we already discuss that elsewhere? C, of course, supplemented by assembly, C++, and whatever else is appropriate as-needed. Also, while I don't particularly like a lot of them, I've also worked to one degree or another with Pascal, Tcl/Tk, JavaScript, JKA's Icarus, UnrealScript, QuakeC, Hexen's ACS, and War3's JASS (the last 2 to the extent of tacking a gcc C preprocessor stage onto the normal compilers to write more reasonable advanced code,) as well as others I don't care to list or don't recall off the top of my head.

GUARD!AN wrote:Also, just out of curiosity, what are your thoughts on logic programming languages? I quickly learned prolog the other day for an assignment in one of my cs classes, but it seems kind of useless out of the context of my little AI experiment....

I'm not really a fan of application-specific languages in most cases; writing a general-purpose program in them completely is usually a complete waste of time. IMO, they're only really useful in particular niches (i.e. JavaScript and PHP for webwork, Perl for log processing or other almost-entirely text-based work, etc,) but where the job either consists entirely of such work, or they can be integrated into a composite that uses better-suited languages for the other portions, that's thier point IMO. Or people who need to write something smallish and can grasp them easier. Which from what I've seen pretty much limits Prolog and its kin to either yews by people with strong backgrounds in logic that might require more effort to learn a procedural language (i.e. a college logic prof who just wants to write a few non-computationally-intensive programs,) or an extremely heavilly logic/rule-based application such as some types of AI; the execution efficiency cost just isn't worth it in most cases, and in some cases it'd be absolutely prohibitive, such as a modern graphics renderer or physics engine. And generally speaking, anything you can do in another language, you can do in C, just less elegantly in SOME cases (with exceptions for things that require extremely low-level access, which asm is more suited to.)

Lauren wrote:Well idk what you want me to write a script/code for >; guess ill make something up and show you it later today

I think most people would have just said JavaScript, if that's the case; I wasn't asking you to write anything, just what your prefered languages were. Responding with a JS calculator page source instead of a simple direct answer is, well... quite unusual IMO. <shrug> But I suppose it gets the basic point across, even if it doesn't cover any other languages you may like/have experience with, if any.
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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby Lauren on Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:32 am

Well then tbh i'm not that good at it lol i've only been doing it for a year and still im rather rubbish at it still learning though =] i did JS as my first language done a little C++ but not much at all, i can script but it's just basic stuff nothing too advanced.
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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby Darth_Wayne on Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:42 pm

tensor can we get an update on ur friends mic situation plz
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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby tens0r on Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:53 pm

IDK I haven't seen him on in awhile!
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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby Max Rambone on Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:34 pm

We are all very concerned.....tbh...

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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby Kerafym on Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:34 pm

yo dog yo i speak html im like a super leet computer programmer dont mess with me ill make ur computer shit itself w/packets and shit.
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Re: Mic Doesn't Work on Vista

Postby Laser on Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:02 pm

Lauren wrote:Well idk what you want me to write a script/code for >; guess ill make something up and show you it later today

*Edit*
Their idk if its good enough for you but fuck it idc =/ i did this near the beggining to my coding idk if it works it was just a rough thing but hell its just for proof huh. Have fun <.<

Rofl
it won't even let me attach the file xD gf!

Hmmm guess i could write it here....

<CENTER>

<FORM name="Keypad" action="">
<TABLE>
<B>
<TABLE border=2 width=50 height=60 cellpadding=1 cellspacing=5>
<TR>
<TD colspan=3 align=middle>
<input name="ReadOut" type="Text" size=24 value="0" width=100%>
</TD>
<TD
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnClear" type="Button" value=" C " onclick="Clear()">
</TD>
<TD><input name="btnClearEntry" type="Button" value=" CE " onclick="ClearEntry()">
</TD>
</TR>
<TR>
<TD>
<input name="btnSeven" type="Button" value=" 7 " onclick="NumPressed(7)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnEight" type="Button" value=" 8 " onclick="NumPressed(8)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnNine" type="Button" value=" 9 " onclick="NumPressed(9)">
</TD>
<TD>
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnNeg" type="Button" value=" +/- " onclick="Neg()">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnPercent" type="Button" value=" % " onclick="Percent()">
</TD>
</TR>
<TR>
<TD>
<input name="btnFour" type="Button" value=" 4 " onclick="NumPressed(4)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnFive" type="Button" value=" 5 " onclick="NumPressed(5)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnSix" type="Button" value=" 6 " onclick="NumPressed(6)">
</TD>
<TD>
</TD>
<TD align=middle><input name="btnPlus" type="Button" value=" + " onclick="Operation('+')">
</TD>
<TD align=middle><input name="btnMinus" type="Button" value=" - " onclick="Operation('-')">
</TD>
</TR>
<TR>
<TD>
<input name="btnOne" type="Button" value=" 1 " onclick="NumPressed(1)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnTwo" type="Button" value=" 2 " onclick="NumPressed(2)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnThree" type="Button" value=" 3 " onclick="NumPressed(3)">
</TD>
<TD>
</TD>
<TD align=middle><input name="btnMultiply" type="Button" value=" * " onclick="Operation('*')">
</TD>
<TD align=middle><input name="btnDivide" type="Button" value=" / " onclick="Operation('/')">
</TD>
</TR>
<TR>
<TD>
<input name="btnZero" type="Button" value=" 0 " onclick="NumPressed(0)">
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnDecimal" type="Button" value=" . " onclick="Decimal()">
</TD>
<TD colspan=3>
</TD>
<TD>
<input name="btnEquals" type="Button" value=" = " onclick="Operation('=')">
</TD>
</TR>
</TABLE>
</TABLE>
</B>
</FORM>
</CENTER>
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
<!-- Begin
var FKeyPad = document.Keypad;
var Accumulate = 0;
var FlagNewNum = false;
var PendingOp = "";
function NumPressed (Num) {
if (FlagNewNum) {
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = Num;
FlagNewNum = false;
}
else {
if (FKeyPad.ReadOut.value == "0")
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = Num;
else
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value += Num;
}
}
function Operation (Op) {
var Readout = FKeyPad.ReadOut.value;
if (FlagNewNum && PendingOp != "=");
else
{
FlagNewNum = true;
if ( '+' == PendingOp )
Accumulate += parseFloat(Readout);
else if ( '-' == PendingOp )
Accumulate -= parseFloat(Readout);
else if ( '/' == PendingOp )
Accumulate /= parseFloat(Readout);
else if ( '*' == PendingOp )
Accumulate *= parseFloat(Readout);
else
Accumulate = parseFloat(Readout);
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = Accumulate;
PendingOp = Op;
}
}
function Decimal () {
var curReadOut = FKeyPad.ReadOut.value;
if (FlagNewNum) {
curReadOut = "0.";
FlagNewNum = false;
}
else
{
if (curReadOut.indexOf(".") == -1)
curReadOut += ".";
}
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = curReadOut;
}
function ClearEntry () {
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = "0";
FlagNewNum = true;
}
function Clear () {
Accumulate = 0;
PendingOp = "";
ClearEntry();
}
function Neg () {
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = parseFloat(FKeyPad.ReadOut.value) * -1;
}
function Percent () {
FKeyPad.ReadOut.value = (parseFloat(FKeyPad.ReadOut.value) / 100) * parseFloat(Accumulate);
}


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