Why did the little girl cross the road?


Because I flashed her.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

Neophema Chrysogaster, or the Orange-Bellied Parrot, which is native to the coastal regions of South Eastern Australia, sadly less widespread and abundant than it was in the early part of the 20th century.

What's blue and fucks grannies?

Pneumonia!

What's blue and fucks kids?

You in your lucky blue coat!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

It's the police. There's been a terrible accident. Your husband is dead.

Still don't see it :(

how to karma??

THANK YOU.