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omegle xD

Postby Turky on Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:04 pm

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Stranger: A wild Obama appears!
You: HAHA.
You: what's his attack?
Stranger: havent figured that out yet
You: aw
You: what about
You: CHANGE
You: OMG!!! CHANGE!!!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: Obama uses Change. It is not effective.
Stranger: Obama runs.
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: are u wookiee?
You: LOL.
Stranger: seems yes
Stranger: fuck u
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Re: omegle xD

Postby GUARD!AN on Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:05 pm

rooooofl.

wtf is omegle?
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Re: omegle xD

Postby Turky on Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:11 pm

o suz forgot dis 1:

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Stranger: hi
You: hiya
Stranger: tell me your country
You: usa
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I hat america. evil country
Stranger: bye
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Re: omegle xD

Postby GUARD!AN on Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:15 pm

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how are you
Stranger: Good, you?
You: good
Stranger: whats up?
You: the sky
You: whats down?
Stranger: ground
You: wrong
You: your mother
Stranger: wow, real mature.
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My first conversation on Omegle lol
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–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
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Re: omegle xD

Postby Turky on Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:20 pm

actually heard about this from ctfers, here are some of their best exploits:

Stranger: are u a gir;
Stranger: girl*
You: i used to be
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Stranger: katie that u?
You: would you like to star in a movie i am making?
You: its called throbbin hood
Stranger: wtf..lol that u katie?
Stranger: very funny...
You: yes it is me katie
You: lol
You: :p
Stranger: sooo..did u tell lauren
You: no
Stranger: dang
You: didnt think she should know
Stranger: but the thing is...it might matter to her that your seeing someone else...seeing as she didnt know about u beign straight until last week
You: yea well thats the way the cookie crumbles
Stranger: awww yeh..i can call and tell her for u if u want???
Stranger: or do u want to go out to a movie or sumthin?
You: ill just tell her 2morro
Stranger: kk
You: ive heard the hangover is pretty good
You: want to go and see that?
Stranger: hmm okay never heard of it but sure..i will meet u at bus stop outside ur house in 30 or so?? (if movie is palyin around then)
You: yea sure
Stranger: alrightyyyy see ya..!!
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^ wasn't actually katie, he played along :<

You: i have aids
Stranger: thats too bad
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You: 8=======O
You: actual size
Stranger: Uhh
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Stranger: male
You: spit or swalloe?
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Stranger: hi how old?
You: hi, im 14
Stranger: how are u?
You: can you help me? im in trouble
Stranger: with who?
You: i made poo in my boxers :x
Stranger: ok...
You: problem is
You: when my mother comes home she will be very angry
You: what should i do
Stranger: so make it artistic maybe u can say its art!
You: lol
You: other suggestions?
You: im serious... she will be very angry
Stranger: put it off
You: now?
You: done. and now?
Stranger: get a new one from your wardrobe
You: you want me to go home completely naked?
Stranger: go home? where are you?
You: central park, manhattan, nyc. im using hotspot
Stranger: lol, what the hell
You: people staring at me... i dont feel well
Stranger: you are kidding me
You: no. some guy asked me what im doing... told him you wanted me to put my clothes off.
Stranger: put your dirty clothes back on.... hurry up!!
You: lol i cant
Stranger: why?????
You: some guy came and cleaned the dustbin. its empty
Stranger: and your pants where inside?
You: yes
You: some cop is coming. Will i get trouble?
Stranger: not sure, but i guess i will
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Stranger: hi
You: greetz
Stranger: asl
You: ?
You: what is asl
Stranger: age sex location
You: I guess I would prefer 15 year old males in the back of my car...
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Re: omegle xD

Postby wafflz on Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:01 pm

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: u type a lot
You: u like to type?
Stranger: hi
You: oh hi
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 23 m uk..u
You: 24 f uk
You: whats ur name mayb i kno u!
Stranger: rob
You: i fucked a guy named rob like last week lol
You: what do u look like?
Stranger: was he gud
You: mind blowing
You: i lost his # tho
You: :\
Stranger: oops...im 6ft med build brown hair n u ?
You: 5'8 athletic and blonde ^_^
You: well nto athletic kinda
You: i dont have big muscles :V
Stranger: u sound like u cud go all nite!
Stranger: lol
You: ya
You: i cant get enough of sex
You: ^__^
Stranger: so why u on here instead of fuking tonite ?
You: no guys wanted me :(
Stranger: whaaattt
Stranger: must b mad
You: ya
Stranger: wots ur name
You: so im probaly just going to lube and play with myslef :/
You: janet
Stranger: u like that ?
You: i perfer dick in me
You: but
Stranger: when did u lose ur cherry
You: 13
You: u?
Stranger: 16
You: o
You: lol
Stranger: i know late starter
You: where do u live i can come keep u company?
You: ;)
Stranger: near sheff...u
You: i live in sheff.....
You: this is great luck:D
Stranger: yeah
You: i live off of king st
You: u?
Stranger: nearer attercliffe
Stranger: r u lubin yet
You: no maybe you can help me with that
You: :)
Stranger: wats your favourite posistion
You: doggy or with the guy holding me in the air :)
Stranger: mmm..
Stranger: u gonna make me wank meself..that ok ?
You: ill take care of that ;)
You: can u get any vodka? and then i could come over...
Stranger: got sum in da house sumwhere
You: o nice
You: so... could i come over??
Stranger: unless i cum over 2 u
You: my room mates are throwing a party
You: i couldnt do all the dirty stuff i want to :)
Stranger: what r u wearin
You: a tight blue tank top
You: and short shorts
You: and a red lace thong
You: u?
Stranger: vest n bulging shorts
You: bulgin cause of ur thing??
Stranger: oh yeah
You: im gettin hot... whats ur adress i wanna come over and have u!!
Stranger: yeah bet ull not turn up
You: i will
You: do u want to take the chance of me not?
You: cuz if u dont tell me i cant come at all...
Stranger: tell me wot ur gonna do 2 me
You: ill pull down ur bulgin shorts
You: ill slowly stroke ur long hard cock
You: and ill start licking it..
You: and then when u blow ur load in my mouth ill swallow it...
You: then ill push u on the bed
You: and take off my underwear
You: and then ill put u inside me
You: and then well go until u come again
You: and then if u wana keep goin we will :)
Stranger: ffs!
You: what??
Stranger: im so fujun hardddddd
You: whats ur addy so i can come i dont want u to lose it
Stranger: ### attercliffe road
You: ok just keep it going and i will be there soon ;)
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Re: omegle xD

Postby C2PO on Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:49 pm

That last one is really funny.

In that second conversation trk it sounds like you connected to Duo, Kera or Wafflz, lol.
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Re: omegle xD

Postby C2PO on Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:50 pm

That last one is really funny.

In that second conversation trk it sounds like you connected to Duo, Kera or Wafflz, lol.
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