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EPIC new apple product

Postby GUARD!AN on Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:07 pm

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Re: EPIC new apple product

Postby Kerafym on Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:41 am

lame
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Re: EPIC new apple product

Postby Laser on Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:59 am

I've just got one.
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Re: EPIC new apple product

Postby Mr.Black° on Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:21 am

damn u need 599$ for that chip and some like 2000$ for breast implants, its hax
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Re: EPIC new apple product

Postby Helaku on Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:28 am

Mr.Black° wrote:its hax


Seconded.
I only pray this isn't real
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Re: EPIC new apple product

Postby Turky on Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:24 pm

did you think even for a split second that it was real... oh wait it's Yoda nvm.
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Re: EPIC new apple product

Postby Max Rambone on Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:59 am

I thought her apples looked more like grapefruits, tbhkgb.

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Re: EPIC new apple product

Postby Helaku on Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:58 pm

Turky wrote:did you think even for a split second that it was real... oh wait it's Yoda nvm.

Look up mate...What does Mr.Dictionary say about Irony? :D
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Re: EPIC new apple product

Postby Laser on Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:00 am

http://www.mrdictionary.com/irony

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Re: EPIC new apple product

Postby Helaku on Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:20 am

Laser wrote:http://www.mrdictionary.com/irony


Thanks

Laser wrote:
Don't call Turkey 'mate', he might get attached!


I wuw you Waser :lol:
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