Best fucking Birthday (Not even my birthday yet) ever!
I've been to many different places and have done some stupid shit when I was drunk but last night tops it all.
My boss took me out for a little celebration. We started off at Hooters, had a few pitches of beer and about 6 shots of white, chilled, tequila. Next thing I know, I'm standing on a chair with all the Hooters girls around me singing Happy Birthday and me quacking like a fucking Duck. It was very entertaining for everybody seeing how I could hardly even stand.
So as the night when on they ended up cutting us off so we ended up a full body strip club. After three lap dances 4 fully nude ladies came up and grabbed me and took me on stage. They said, stand up and grab your ass then sit down. So I did it, expecting to get an awesome lap dance right? Wrong.
They fucking took all my clothes off, except for my boxes, and hung them from the top of the pole. They basically made me their bitch but it was well worth it. After they finished they told me where my clothes were. When you're drunk, there is no way in hell you're climbing a pole. One of the Bouncer dudes grabs my ass and pushes me up this pole. I get my clothes, get dressed and walked off stage with $50.00 in $1.00 bills.
We stayed there for about 3 hours, had a great time. When I woke up this morning I had two phone numbers in my pocket from a few strippers. The $50.00 I got I ended up give it to two girls who gave me a nice little show of female on female action in the back room.
So all in all, it was the best night ever. Now it's time to cure a hangover from hell.
I hope you have this type of birthday.
xD
