Max Rambone wrote:An African scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. Nearby was the African scientist.
Together, they then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. The Rangers asked which bear had eaten the scientist, because they feared an international incident. "The female," said the African scientist. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach and....NOTHING.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "Never believe a black man who says 'The Czech is in the male.'"
This. This just made my day.
Gonna store it away in memory for an (in)appropriate time to say it. Maybe I'll raid the university's black student union and tell it
Agree with mag, though. Should have cut open the male.