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ATTN: EVERYONE

Postby tens0r on Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:16 pm

I HAVE NO LIFE AT ALL PLEASE HELP ME BY TELLING ME WHAT CLOTHES TO BUY AND HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS
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Re: ATTN: EVERYONE

Postby Caesar on Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:35 pm

Ok well in order for this to work, your going to need to stop playing JKA for just a moment. I know this will be difficult but you will have to power through it.

STEP ONE:
unglue your face from the computer screen

STEP TWO
stop shopping at Wal-Mart for clothing

STEP THREE
find a girl that is frightened by your outward appearance and start by telling her: "Hi my name is Tensor and I have no life whatsoever." If she is still around say hi.

STEP FOUR
re-glue your face to said computer screen
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Re: ATTN: EVERYONE

Postby Magyk on Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:39 pm

Caesar wrote:STEP TWO
stop shopping at Wal-Mart for clothing


Might be the most money thing Ceasar has ever said. Literally laughing out loud here!
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Re: ATTN: EVERYONE

Postby Laser on Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:48 pm

Caesar wrote:Ok well in order for this to work, your going to need to stop playing JKA for just a moment. I know this will be difficult but you will have to power through it.

STEP ONE:
unglue your face from the computer screen

STEP TWO
stop shopping at Wal-Mart for clothing

STEP THREE
find a girl that is frightened by your outward appearance and start by telling her: "Hi my name is Tensor and I have no life whatsoever." If she is still around say hi.

STEP FOUR
re-glue your face to said computer screen


hahahaha!

i was thinking to myself 'i hope no one replies to that topic', but that's gold
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Re: ATTN: EVERYONE

Postby tens0r on Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:56 pm

THANK YOU SO MUCH
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Re: ATTN: EVERYONE

Postby Caesar on Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:49 pm

GG Tensor. Oh, and your welcome for the advice; if you need anymore just post. I'll be happy to answer.
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Re: ATTN: EVERYONE

Postby GUARD!AN on Sun Jul 28, 2013 2:47 am

Did this work for you Tensor? Been waiting to hear your results before I try it myself...plz
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