ATTN: End of the World (The Roflrapture)

[Roflraptor]

Welp, it's May 21st and nothing is happening. Maybe God is using Greenwich Mean Time?

[tens0r]

Is it 6 PM your time? That's when it kicks off.

[Roflraptor]

Is it 6 PM your time? That's when it kicks off.

Ahh is that it? I wasn't sure of the exact time. It's around 2am here though, so there's quite awhile to go. I'm interested in why the people in the pacific islands should be saved first though. Also, will God strictly enforce the international date line?

I wonder if God will be fashionably late. Perhaps, in jest, the earthquakes will begin and subside without any rapture occurring and the Almighty will text the world through a gigantic cloud formation, telling us, 'LOL j/k'.

[tens0r]

Earthquakes will hit you at 6 PM no matter where you are. No idea if god takes Day Light Savings into effect.

[Turquoise Dragon]

......wait, what? All I know in relation to the above is that it's 8:24 here and no earthquakes.

[jaw4]

......wait, what? All I know in relation to the above is that it's 8:24 here and no earthquakes.

WRONG DAY FAGGOT

[tens0r]

......wait, what? All I know in relation to the above is that it's 8:24 here and no earthquakes.

WRONG DAY FAGGOT

[Roflraptor]

AHHHHHHHHHH EARTHQUAKES

[Roflraptor]

Lyrics to this song seem oddly prescient.