Duo wrote:Let me know when you're able to play then. In the mean time let's continue to act really cool on the forums so we don't have to back up our shit in game. Let's make really long posts about how to play siege and insult those who criticize it so as to distract people from the fact that we know jack shit about how to actually play the video game.
And yeah it is serious to the extent that you act like a flaming cocksucker and I would like to show you how much you blow utter dick at this game. So let me know when you're ready to get brutally raped in the asshole.
Oh and in the mean time feel free to yews old ass 4chan memes in place of pertinent text responses. It's okay, though, I think if the best response I could come up with to someone criticizing my server was "no, your mom" I'd probably resort to using someone else's shit too.
A nub is In Ur Forum wrote:Duo wrote:Let me know when you're able to play then. In the mean time let's continue to act really cool on the forums so we don't have to back up our shit in game. Let's make really long posts about how to play siege and insult those who criticize it so as to distract people from the fact that we know jack shit about how to actually play the video game.
And yeah it is serious to the extent that you act like a flaming cocksucker and I would like to show you how much you blow utter dick at this game. So let me know when you're ready to get brutally raped in the asshole.
Oh and in the mean time feel free to yews old ass 4chan memes in place of pertinent text responses. It's okay, though, I think if the best response I could come up with to someone criticizing my server was "no, your mom" I'd probably resort to using someone else's shit too.
Why so serious?
Why so serious? You wrote me an entire novella in response to one line, that's not like you, Duo... and so soon after I posted, too. Were you waiting with baited breath? I'm touched. Do I truly mean that much to you? Really, though, I'm wondering why you'd think I'd bother to set a time with the best known remaining script kiddie and server crasher in the community when, from what I'm told, he can't even see the video game half the time in pugs anymore. I do have better things to do with my weekends more often than not, you know. You act so upset... does it hurt that half the good lames on Hoth are no longer possible in the pubs? That the remaining half, if you used them, Guard would pretty immediately know who it was? Does that spoil what you like to do with your free time so much that for lack of those options you do your best, as meagre as that may be, to troll me instead? And since you can't win a battle of wits with an intelligent adult to save your life, even a lazy one, your only remaining option is to try to make it about winning the video game, isn't it? You know, it's pretty easy to understand how kids who've never been involved in any significant game design wouldn't know this, but actually, being able to play a game well has virtually nothing to do with being able to make a good game in the first place. Feel free to ask any major game designer... including the ones at Raven. Kind of explains why all those good players almost never produce any actual improvements to the game beyond strategies and tricks that help them win the game someone else made, hm? Also, you'll find making the video game actually pays pretty well - being good at the video game not so much except in certain cases which are far more the exception than the rule. So, why don't you go on a panty raid instead like a good college boy - or do you prefer briefs? Say, speaking of that, you're a freshman, aren't you. I know a freshman when I see one, aaaand... yeah. Most of them spend thier time at parties instead of trolling old games, though. What's wrong, don't you get invited to parties? You know, normally, I wouldn't touch the real life card with a ten foot pole, buuuuut... you've played that card before yourself elsewhere in this community, haven't you, friend? So I figure no one's gonna mind if someone plays it on you, eh? Including you, you're a good sport after all, aren't you? Can take what you dish out? Yeah, I knew you were, ol' pal. So. Here... we... go... Correct me if I'm wrong, but now that you're no longer using mommy's internet, you can't get a connection that isn't randomly unusable because of your dorm-mates' porn downloads. You like to crash servers when you don't get your way, in-game or out of game, because ruining other peoples' day just makes you feel better, and you can't get away with screwing with people or just don't have the guts anywhere but on the internet, hm? But now you're about out of usable toys because you aren't clever enough to make your own and new DOS attack toys for a 6 year old game just don't come out every day anymore, do they? And of the ones not fixed, everyone knows exactly who it is when you yews them? And so, when you're sitting alone in the dorm with nothing to do... that leaves... this. Am I right, friend? Well. I have some advice for you. From someone who's known a lot of freshman in his time. Grow up a little, learn to deal with people face to face in ways that might actually leave them wanting you around, and maybe you'll actually get some positive socialization that doesn't involve trolling. You'll feel a whole lot better, trust me on that. And you won't leave yourself wide open for posts... like... this one... either. Well, granted, you probably won't post as many amusing trolls as you do if you end up with better things to do with your time, but maybe you'll come to have some other value instead. It's a chance I'm willing to take. Some may wonder why I even bother to feed the troll. Actually, the answer is quite simple: I want to see what you'll do. Don't disappoint, son. If you're actually capable of responding like a mature adult rather than as a disgruntled hotheaded adolescent who's a bit behind the curve on growing up, then by all means, show me - it's easier to look cool on forums when you aren't looking raged. And actually, if it hits home well enough, you might grow up and become a likable human being sooner than later... nah. Can't hurt to try, though. And besides, since you wrote me such a nice novella I wanted to respectfully reply with something at least as long - without resorting to pictures. I'll save that for next post if you keep going, which I'm sure you will. Oh and about that map of yours... if you have so much time to troll and pug, why haven't you been working on that instead? Go ahead, prove you know how to design something good. By all means. Maybe even get yourself a server to criticize, see if anyone comes. Oh, about that, it's especially funny when people who've probably either never been on it or only been on it via proxy to try to crash or lame it talk about it. Have A Nice Day.
<P.S. All readers can expect to get a lot more out of the above if read with the proper tone in mind. You get no guesses whose. Yes, definitely stealing someone else's shit there. It's good shit, and since when are trolls worth original content, anyways? In b4 tl;dr - which isn't much of an excuse for a criticism, IMO.>
BTW, "if anyone read this entire thread you should slice off your balls, for you will never procreate", lolz.
Eventus stultorum magister.
Max Rambone wrote:Lol, I thought it was hilarious.
For as much as that means.
~archi
Max Rambone wrote:Lol, I thought it was hilarious.
For as much as that means.
A nub is In Ur Forum wrote:This is officially epic troll thread, BTW.
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